Sunday, October 28, 2018

Songs While You Wait & While I Wait



Back in the Funky 70s
The party did never stop
The city of Pompeii was doing alright
But Vesuvius blew her top
Ow! Ow! Back in the Super Bad 70s
The Roman Empire still reigned supreme
Emperor Titus came to power
And he finished up the coliseum
Back in the Funkadelic 70s
Egyptian wheat was slow...
Egyptian wheat was(*)

Do you remember the 50s
When Emperor Claudius died?
The Apostle Paul traveled to Greece...
And preached the gospel wide

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Menu Uploads

If anyone can get the menus for Moon Zero Two, The Day The Earth Froze, The Leech Woman & Gorgo uploaded to YT so I can link those and start working on getting those entries in, it would be greatly appreciated.

I have the episode links, just needing the menus now so I can finish up the Box Set #28 for this blogger and to go with Mitchell & The Brain That Wouldn't Die string.

The only other blog entry that has comments is the Earth Vs Spider but that's not regarding what's being uploaded to YT, so any comments to any news or updates, just put here.

Over and out.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

MST3K Stranded In Space Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Now let's see if we can strand this baby. (6:43)
Eh, stick it baldy. (55:55)
What was that? (55:57)
Ah nothing sir, I said I'd get 'em all. (55:58)
That one doesn't work anymore. (6:32)
I had Jell-O today. (1:00:08)
Cool! Wow! (1:26:39)
Jell-O? (11:18)
Yeah I'm not going that far. (26:16)
Really? (37:33)
Hmm. Hmm. (1:22:42)
Ah, what the heck. (1:32:22)
Wait a minute. (1:26:28)
Seizure! Oh! Ah! (8:25)
Uh! Ah! Oh that one. (24:45)
(out of breath breathing) (1:26:23)
Now see what did that have to do with the movie? (6:22)
Nothing. (6:24)

From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

MST3K The Incredible Melting Man Menu Ensembles

The Menu (Skin Version)
The Menu (No Skin Version)
The Episode


Skin Version Menu
No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:34)
Ahh! (1:29:00)
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Oh! (1:22:29)
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)

No Skin Version Menu

No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:24)*
Ugh?! (1:29:18)**
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Ooh whoa. (1:22:36)*
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
Oh. (1:22:34)*
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
Oh. (1:22:29)*
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)
Ohh-ohh (1:22:29)*
Ohh! (1:22:34)*

*There are two menus, but only by a few added sound bits and lines as well as the visuals.
**And one sound replacement in regards to the "Skin Version" menu.

From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI

Sunday, October 14, 2018

MST3K City Limits & Riding With Death Menu Ensembles

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (10:31)

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (6:26)

From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI

Sunday, March 18, 2018

MST3K Daddy-O Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Well how about it? (27:57)
You've beaten the first challenge, time to move to level two. (1:27:45)
(raspberry sound) (1:09:14)
Anything goes, Daddy O! (30:33)
When is that butter going to get here? (1:09:09)
Come on, don't be a bad sport. (33:43)
Tsk, ahem, mm. Ah! (4:20)
He's mad at me. (27:31)
Uh huh. (4:15)
Yeah? (49:58)
Hmm. (4:16)
Want some? (mmm) (39:24)
Go on. (1:18:47)
(sniff sniff sniff) (4:14)
Well, clue me. (1:00:28)
(slapping sound and apple hitting a wall) (39:25)
Want some? (1:30:42)
(gasp) What? (34:26)
Don't worry, I got the message. (27:25)
What? What?! (50:00)
Don't blame me! (39:36)
Or bring any butter. (1:04:05)
Parque. *
Butter. (57:43)
Parque. *
That burns my butter. (1:13:30)
Parque. *
No, no. (1:01:03)
Get lost, Daddy O. (1:04:32)

*The line is actually from the old 'Parkay' (spelled differently in the menu animation) commercials and is nowhere in this episode or segments. A voice-over is used for the menu and not taken from any of the broadcast commercials. A sample of the TV ad being referred to can be seen here.

From The Shout! Box Set #33 XXXIII

Saturday, March 17, 2018

MST3K Earth Vs The Spider Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Ah. I left Dave up there to seal the entrance...OH NO! (1:30:18)
Impressive (14:17)
Hey, hey I got her, she's mine. (43:24)
Oh just a spider. (1:00:29)
Tickle tickle tickle. (1:25:25)
Well that's not very smart. (1:04:03)
I'll just uh, be going then, I, I gotta get the, the groceries. (59:09)
Huh? (1:33:57)
Oh no! (1:10:03)
Ahh, ahh, ahh! (18:20)
Neh neh neh wooh ohh ohh woo. (40:48)
D'oh! (19:39)
Ah! (18:22)
Ah yuck. Do you have any moist towelettes? (21:18)
Hmm? Everywhere. (raspberry sound) (50:25)
I think that went rather well, don't you? Doh! (2:15)

From The Shout! Box Set #33 XXXIII

Friday, March 16, 2018

MST3K Teenage Crime Wave Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Stop staring at me, you phone! (1:05:18)
Aahhh! (1:05:35)
Huh? What's it doing? (29:26)
Why? What does it mean? (37:33)
Here's the one you wanted, sucker! (1:15:59)
Oh the teenage crime wave. Shh. (1:06:28)
Shh we escape. (1:51)
Where d'you think you're going? (1:07:27)
Nothing. (2:48)
Well you think again. (1:07:31)
That was completely uncalled for. (46:27)
Just keep it inside... (1:08:21)
You fool! (1:13:13)
Learn how to hide your feelings. (1:08:22)
You're yellow and you're stupid and you're trigger happy! (1:13:27)
(Cries) (1:25:53)

From The Shout! Box Set #33 XXXIII

Thursday, March 15, 2018

MST3K Agent For H.A.R.M. Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Michael J Nelson, you are charged with crimes against man and nature. (3:05)
Lot of folks round these parts have been throwing the word 'world-destroyer'
around like a bone for old blue. Ha ha ha ha. (21:25)
Hey, nice torte. (20:54)
Whoa Mike's gonna hang. (5:32)
Hey that's pretty extreme! (5:33)
Yeah, yeah, Mike! Aagghhh! (2:48)
So you blow yourself up a planet, does that make you a world-destroyer? Hmm? (21:32)
And let the trial begin! (gavel pounding) (5:05)
I'm Gypsy, and Mike Nelson totally didn't do it. (40:07)
Well, he's guilty, he blew up them planets near as you please! Ha ha! (22:20)
Da da DA DA! (53:22)
Ba da BA DA! (31:08)
Da da DA DA! No, uh, maybe not. (29:32)
  
From The Shout! Box Set #33 XXXIII

Monday, October 2, 2017

MST3K Hercules Menu Ensembles

Hercules
The Menu
The Episode

Yes-yes-it's-over-the... mumbling (30:55)
Heh heh heh heh (30:56)
See? Hah. This can still be fun. (1:12:04)
Okay. (1:12:06)
AH! (1:07:19)
T' the hell? (1:20:00)
Where is Jason? (1:12:10)
Look what you did, bad! (12:59)
Jason! (1:12:13)
It's a murderer, nothing to worry about. (13:40)
Courage. (42:29)
Yech, this is really weird, Herc. (10:40)
Enough! I'm tired of doing all these senseless things for the gods. (38:43)
Come on! For 2000 years can we finally admit the emperor has no clothes? (21:37)
Would you just... (41:48)
Will you have a piece? (10:32)
I weep for the death of the spirit and the soul. (23:11)
Hey want some meat? (10:26)
Gee, I feel bad. (54:03)
Oop, saw him move, ha, just kidding. Sorry. (36:46)
And-and Jason, what about Jason? (1:26:26)
You will never be Jason. (1:17:10)
Alright, gawd. (1:17:37)
Now listen to me. (38:53)
What are you doing? (54:10)
You are dead, aren't you? (36:33)
Wait. (27:42)
J-oh-ho! (32:34)
Maybe we should...RUN! (52:10)
Golly are, oh ho, boy, whoa! (1:14:01)
Look at the poor dope. (1:00:40)
Now get outta here, you bum. (30:02)
Thank you gods, thank you so bloody much! (1:15:04)
But anyway, it's still a nice day, huh? (35:50)
Good night, folks. (1:07:26)


Hercules And The Captive Women
The Menu
The Episode

Oh this is so nice, just you 'n me and...him. (49:39)
Ah-zah don't do that! (52:31)
Go away. (26:14)
Hey, Hercules put him down. (17:14)
Uh-hah. (14:18)
Okay. (49:44)
Ugh. You are one spooky lizard. (28:17)
That's it? (1:01:28) or (1:08:23)
Leave here now or you'll be dead by nightfall. (26:20)*
Oh crap I'm outta here. Buh bye. (1:22:19)
Hey bring me a magazine! (14:59)
Okay. (13:44)
I changed my mind. (13:45)
(Punching sounds)
Uh oh. (1:07:51)
Meanwhile six weeks later. (1:21:13)
I don't want intruders on my island. (26:16)
Oh quit crying we got problems, too. (1:27:26)
Uuhh! (1:10:35)
You know everyone has abandonment issues. (5:39)
(an 'Ah-tu' like sound) (1:11:41)
(Flames)
(Servo blowing out flames) (13:30)**

*From the original film without the MST3K riffing.
**I think this sound bit was simply looped once to get the second blowing out fire sound.


Hercules Against The Moon Men
The Episode
May not have had an animated menu


Hercules Unchained
The Episode
May not have had an animated menu


From The Shout! Box Sets #32 XXXII
#29 XXIX and Volume #7

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

MST3K San Francisco International Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Come on, kid. Get your act together! (16:34)
I'm not following you, my friend. (38:23)
Now let's try that again. (1:21:33)
No way. (38:25)
Oh my. Mister Sensitive! (1:29:18)
Here. (32:27)*
Dah, dah, dah, dah... (1:22:09)
Gotcha! (40:24)
MST3K sounding off signal (1:31:37)
Musical Interlude (not in episode)
Oh that was a très bien merde, ugh. (29:05)

*I'm not entirely sure this is where the word 'Here' occurs as it would have to have been abruptly cut of from the sentence it starts with, but it's the only place in the episode where I'm hearing it, and in a gruff tone that Servo utters here.

From The Shout! Box Set #32 XXXII

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

MST3K Radar Secret Service Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Here does it hurt when I...? Oww! Ooh it does. (1:27:56)
Hi, who you holding for? (1:28:03)
Work your evil magic radar thingy! (33:44)
Just a minute. (1:15:45)
Right. Ahem. (1:13:17)
Oh hi! (1:25:51)
It's not better than radar, is it? (39:03)
Radar! That's right, radar makes a big return! We're back on track with radar! Ah! (1:15:13)
Oh, I want them to like me, oh maybe I should just introduce myself. (58:25)
Wanna play Yahzee or something? (1:18:10)*
Hey! (46:25)
Ever think about God? He's up there, you know. (1:21:02)
Ah, ah, wow. Incredible. (42:28)
Hey I wanna read the, the, I...oh. (34:19)
I know. (1:17:59)
Dah! (1:12:07)
Bah! (27:26)
Hahaha. (1:12:06)
Beh-eh-eh (27:27)
Thanks to radar the scene promptly ends. (1:02:32)

*The line "Wanna play Yahzee or something" is actually from the episode of San Francisco International which I linked in the timestamp above.
The music used is probably from the end credits of the film. The three lines over the intercom was probably added by Dave Long as they were not found in any part of the episode to the best of my knowledge.

From The Shout! Box Set #32 XXXII

Monday, September 11, 2017

MST3K Space Travelers Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Ironman One, Ironman One, this is Houston. Do you read me? (40:05)
This is Ironman. (14:11)
Poor bastard thinks he's a spaceman, heh heh. (15:09)
Why don't you get us out of here?! (50:54)**
Whoa. (32:03)
What's he doing? (39:43)
Uh, roger that, Ironman. Advise you adjust your attitude. (40:11)
Yes, yes. (11:14)
Oh what the hell difference does it make? What's going on down there? (50:51)**
Aw. You know, he's always good, isn't he? (14:02)
What the hell do you know about it? (1:07:19)**
Clearing throat sounds. (3:47)
Ah! (48:56)
Oh nothing. Nothing! (42:46)
Sorry everyone. Sorry. Heh. (50:36)
Uh, say this, right there. (21:26)
Don't tell me what to do.*
Man, Hackman's really good in this. (16:36)
Wheewww. Yeah. (1:08:05)
What are we gonna do? (1:05:31)**
Well. I think I'll play a little Super Mario, if you don't mind. (1:07:52)
What? (49:42)
Let the carnage begin heh heh. (8:32)
Sigh (1:16:38)

*A line that is apparently from the original film that was cut out due to time restrictions.
**From the original film without the MST3K riffing.

From The Shout! Box Set #32 XXXII

Monday, January 16, 2017

MST3K Jungle Goddess Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

We better hurry! (1:15:25)
Wait up! (1:21:21)
(gun shot and cooing sound) (1:30:18)
(gun shot) (1:28:39)
Coconut take that. (1:29:06)
I don't trust him. (1:10:17)
Did he go on another wild shooting spree? (1:32:59)
Hey look! (1:12:53)
What, in Africa? (37:34)
Shh! (37:35)
Mmm! (1:25:55)
Think you better leave now. (1:05:52)
Did you kill 'em? (1:14:59)
Ugh. (47:48)
Cause I kill indiscriminately. (1:04:35)
Get real. (1:18:20)
(gun shot) (39:35)
Take that ya stinking coconut. (1:28:40)
(lion roars) (55:56)
Hello kitty cat. (lion roars) (38:05)
(scream) (55:58)
Oh quit screaming, I'm sorry about the coconut. (1:29:25)
(lion sound) (1:21:24)
Whoa. (11:52)
(lion sound) (1:21:24)
G'eh-g'eh (1:12:38)
I will kill you! (1:13:11)
(lion sound) (1:21:25)
(gun shot) (1:33:38)
(lion sound) (1:21:24)
Oh God! Ooh. Ooh. (1:33:38)
I feel so funky. (47:49)
We've got to get going. (1:19:03)
Oh shut up. (1:19:04)
(music) (1:31:50)

From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Sunday, January 15, 2017

MST3K The Painted Hills Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Where's Shep? (1:15:08)
(menacing laughing) (1:15:34)
We're having beef-a-roni! (1:07:52)
Tommy! (20:58)
You like refried poison...beans, beans! (1:07:34)
(barking) (1:21:20)*
Gee, I'm sure glad to see you. (1:16:43)
(barking) (18:36)
Mr. Shep, you have a nasty habit of surviving. (1:20:49)
Shep, what is it? (1:08:13)
Hey, that's good poison. (56:22)
Heh heh, snausage, honey? Heh heh. (1:24:48)
(dog growling) (40:48) or (40:56)**
I'll be right back. (1:08:03)
Shut your hole, Tommy. (1:19:43)
Get your dog outta here. (19:57)
(bark) (47:48)
Come on, Shep. (1:20:07)
(bark) (47:10)
Three years later. (1:22:46)
Sit down and eat your stew. (33:09)
Got any Mrs. Dash? (31:45)
(menacing laughter) (1:07:43)
Mm mm mah, I miss Lassie. Mm mm. (dog sounding concerned) (55:23)

*The sound effects of the dog barking is pretty much throughout the film. It's why Lassie has the same 4 or 5 lines all the time.
**The growling here is also repeated in other parts of the film.


From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Friday, January 13, 2017

MST3K The Screaming Skull Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Come on, bring it in tough guy, come on. (1:02:03)
Please don't do this! (1:05:53)
(imitating thumping sounds) Help me! (thumping sounds) (40:32)
Hey. (21:45)
Yeah, death's hard, ain't it? (59:34)
Shut up. (1:00:08)
Anyway, how are you? (29:12)
Any questions? (1:27:25)
(scream) (1:20:51)
Uh, well it's Hell for you then. (58:42)
Come on, you son of a... (1:26:14)
Ugh-whoo-whee-hee! (1:03:54)
Get a box! (giggling) (30:01)
Don't you make that skull face at me, Missy! (1:17:14)
Rahhh! (1:07:45) or (1:09:10)*
I hate it when people die, they make such a big deal out of it. (13:53)
Tsk I know. (13:55)
(screaming sound) (giggle) (44:19)
Shut up. (26:49)

*Both 'Rahhh' sounds are strikingly similar.

 From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Thursday, January 12, 2017

MST3K Squirm Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Disgusting! (44:06)
What's the matter? (18:29)
No ma'am, Miss Saunders, ma'am (17:34)
What? (54:31)
Well squirm, I guess (1:18:43)
I hate it. (44:10)
Oh come on, Roger. (38:36)
Don't! (32:17)
(springing sound) (6:37)
Aaaah! (1:06:39)
No! (58:28)
Well hey.
Hey! (11:52)
Squirmy the squirm sprite they call me. So you didn't like the movie huh?
Yeah. (38:47)
And crappy old movies like this, it's important to keep them alive.
I don't care there's still buttloaf. (6:15)*
We'll see how you like it.
Aren't no big deal. (45:58)
No squirm. Did I mention no squirm?
She's mine! (1:11:48)
Wh-whoa! (1:12:25)
WTF???
Buh bye! So long! (1:21:59)
I don't understand. (29:11)**
Oh sister, let me tell you. Hahuhuhuoo. (36:41)

*This line was edited from "I don't care there's still butter and meatloaf" combining the butt from butter and loaf from meatloaf.
**From the original movie in a scene that wasn't in the episode but I linked in the time stamp to the original movie where the line occurs.
The yellow text indicates that those lines are added in by Dave Long and not in the MST3K episode at all.


From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Friday, January 6, 2017

MST3K Outlaw (of Gor) Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Tarl Cabot is yours, your majesty, yours! (1:06:57)
Hey guys! (43:46)
Oh please, let's not have another vague scene. (1:13:31)
All kneel to Lara, Queen of Koruba. (1:20:31)
Or not, whatever is okay with you guys. (1:20:35)
Hey! (5:02)
Aa ha ha ha, you Cabot, ehh... (1:14:04)
He must be killed! (1:08:17)
I'm supposed to be some kind of freakin' wizard! (1:09:42)
Wha ha ha ha hoo! (5:06)
What? (18:38)
I like it, I like... (1:28:26)
Thank you. (1:22:38)
I've got a a good one, uh, uh how about (1:28:11)
Why? Why? (1:09:55)
Are you satisfied? (1:07:42)
Uh, awkward moment. (1:06:14)
Wha ha ha ha hoo! (5:06)
Ahoo hoo hoo! (23:27)*
Whee hee hee! (1:10:36)
Go! (19:06)

*Very special thanks again to Dave Long for his help on this one by sending through a .wav file to the Tom Servo laugh.

From The Shout! Box Set #30 XXX

Thursday, January 5, 2017

MST3K The Projected Man Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Projected man! (27:34)
Come on, pizza face, get your projected butt out here. (1:22:35)
Nothing can help me. (1:23:39)
What? (29:50)
Stop right there, careful. (1:08:56)
I need power. (1:17:23)
What? (29:50)
No, don't touch that, or that, or that. (1:05:31)
Uh, I really control it and stuff, uh. (15:57)
No! (17:42)
(raspy breathing) (1:23:39)
That I'm beginning to understand. (1:11:38)
What? (29:50)
(sound of a switch) We're on! (9:21)
Whoo hoo! Yay, heh heh, whoo hoo, there they go. Hmm. (25:27)
There, he's projected, the end. (9:17)
Pshew! (1:11:33)
Ugly dummy. (27:12)

From The Shout! Box Set #30 XXX

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

MST3K It Lives By Night Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(Sounds of bats in cave) Ah come on, you're pinching my wing! (1:25:08)
Look, he's spying on us, you guys. (1:01:46)
Something down here makes me feel primitive. (13:53)
Be groovy, okay. (26:31)
Look. (1:05:23)
I'm a bat. (1:05:25)
Oh hi. (22:21)
I mean, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. (1:21:37)
I'm not a bat! I mean, uh... (36:24)
(snores and whistles) Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. (41:56)
You can go home now. (7:16)
(man screaming/woman screaming) (40:59/1:16:27)
Devils! Death! (3:03)
(screaming gasping sound) (1:16:29?)
Kathy! (14:19)
I hope that's okay. (1:15:15)
Do we get outta here? (14:47)
Kathy! (14:23)
Whoo we got 'em! (25:37)
Stop it. (9:13)
Ha ha ha ha ha. (6:10)

From The Shout! Box Set #30 XXX