Saturday, October 1, 2016

MST3K Gamera Menu Ensembles

Gamera
The Menu
The Episode

(Gamera stomping and wailing sounds)*
Now what? (1:01:54)
Ah ugh! (33:33)
Escape! (1:05:25)
Ah haagh! (1:05:44)
I don't have the money I owe you, man. (33:17)
Watch it. (1:10:02)
Fly's open. Thank you, oh, darn. Doh. (34:45)
Now get away from me you old fruit. (1:19:20)
Youch! Ooh-hoo-hoo... (1:34:55)
Now what? (1:26:22)
This is Gamera, knock it off. (1:09:43)
I'll see you in Hell. (13:22)
And that's just a warning. (11:07)
Ah, finally. (1:33:23)
Camera! (5:36)
Aaaahh. (11:18)
Thank you, Cambot. (27:03)
Pretty. (11:21)

*The Gamera sounds at the beginning of the menu is used for all the episodes on Gamera. There are three sounds used, however because they used about two or three different sound effects for him, it's hard to find exactly where the three sounds are located. The opening for all five episodes' menus will be from this Gamera version.


Gamera vs Barugon
The Menu
The Episode


(Gamera stomping and wailing sounds)
Spotlight dance, Barugon. (1:12:49)
Doing the dog. (1:12:53)
Bad, bad. (1:14:36)*
Down boy. (1:17:39)*
Oh-ughh! (55:06)
Aw geez. (1:05:25)
A-hoogh-hoogh... (29:14)
I'm faking. (1:26:17)
We just gave him a rash. (1:26:35)
Got a better idea? (1:08:48)
Kill him. (1:21:54)
Maybe. (31:11)
Okay. I'm with ya! (56:27)
(Barugon screams) (1:29:33) (??)
Oh!-Ah! (54:29)
You've never given up on anything before, don't quit now, man! (26:41)
Ah shut up ya pathetic bastard. Get up! (1:27:40)
Ahem Excuse me, death, where is thy sting? (25:44)
Heeey! Gee lay off for a minute, would ya? (56:33)
Well, (sigh), that went well. (53:54)
Sorry. (1:02:07)

*The lines 'Bad, bad' and 'Down boy' are actually from 'Gamera vs Guiron' which I linked in the timestamp above.


Gamera vs Gaos
The Menu
The Episode


(Gamera stomping and wailing sounds)
(Gaos screaming minus riffing) (22:56) (??)
Mmh. Uh-oh, Gamera's homeboy. (17:25)
Doing it up, aren't they? (38:17)
No Gamera! (57:44)
Pull up, pull up, pull up! (57:47)
Uh-oh blindsided. Oh! Crosscheck. (1:25:35)
You know I'm beginning to think this is kinda cheap. (1:32:46)
Naah. (1:32:49)
Opps. (1:28:53)
Woech. (5:36)
Now what? (1:28:55)
Hey they charbroiled his foot. (1:02:01)
(Sniff) Ahh! (1:13:33)
Gosh that looks good, who wants heel? (1:02:58)
(Gaos squealing) (1:23:28)
Should I get the sauce? I'll get the sauce. (1:00:08)
(laser sound effect)
Aaagh! (51:22)
Oh yuck! (1:29:16)
(Coughing) (1:17:52 & 1:23:13)
Hope this doesn't effect the taste. (1:02:26)
(Gaos screams) (58:40) (??)
(both) Ah shut up! (1:26:15)
Ah. (1:26:26)
Uh nevermind. (1:00:38)


Gamera vs Guiron
The Menu
The Episode


(Gamera stomping and wailing sounds)
Hey. (59:44)
Heh Hello. (50:17)
Bye. (49:58)
Thank you, hello. (50:07)
Well you're quite wel-- oh cut it out. (19:38)
Ha-ha-ha-ha. (19:40)
(Piano) (1:33:36)
(Clearing throat) (25:20)
(singing) Somewhere out there is my...oh. (25:16)
Ha ha, go ahead cut loose, my friend. (Signal sound) (1:03:03)
(Piano) (1:33:36)*
(singing) Why must we sing this stupid song? (15:01)
(kids) Wait for me! Huh? (15:04)
(singing) It's getting really annoying, we apologize for it's lame. (15:05)
(singing) Now/we are filled with shame. (15:13)
Ta-da! (laugh) (15:16)
Thank you. Next show at 12:30, thank you everybody. Thank you. (31:55)
Hello. (49:55)

*The piano playing was taken from the same point in the episode but a note was taken out in the second instance.


Gamera vs Zigra
The Menu
The Episode


(Gamera stomping and wailing sounds)
No, no that's the machine that goes ping, turn on the sonar. (1:07:58)
Hey look, dots, jellybeans, Skittles... (16:23)
Mmm! (16:28)
Uh? (16:49) or (50:57)
(lightning sound effect)
Hey! (21:44)
Ha. (??)
I hate you, I hate you, you stupid little candy dish, eew. (57:12)
A message for you, sir. A message. (26:49)*
Zigra is your master now and you will obey me from now on. (1:17:46)**
Stay tuned. (47:56)
Spam, spam, spam... (34:04)
Whoa Gamera, you're on the air. (1:21:33)
Spam, spam, spam! (1:32:31)
And cheesy comestibles...Whoa-oh... (23:18)
Build a bridge out of him. (44:31)
Okay we get the point. (1:30:57)
(squashing) (52:46) or (53:30)
Oops. (1:26:15)
The horror. The horror. (1:30:32)

*The line 'A message coming for you, sir...' was altered to 'A message for you, sir...'
**This line is from the original film without the riffing.


From The Shout! Box Set #21 XXI

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