Monday, January 16, 2017

MST3K Jungle Goddess Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

We better hurry! (1:15:25)
Wait up! (1:21:21)
(gun shot and cooing sound) (1:30:18)
(gun shot) (1:28:39)
Coconut take that. (1:29:06)
I don't trust him. (1:10:17)
Did he go on another wild shooting spree? (1:32:59)
Hey look! (1:12:53)
What, in Africa? (37:34)
Shh! (37:35)
Mmm! (1:25:55)
Think you better leave now. (1:05:52)
Did you kill 'em? (1:14:59)
Ugh. (47:48)
Cause I kill indiscriminately. (1:04:35)
Get real. (1:18:20)
(gun shot) (39:35)
Take that ya stinking coconut. (1:28:40)
(lion roars) (55:56)
Hello kitty cat. (lion roars) (38:05)
(scream) (55:58)
Oh quit screaming, I'm sorry about the coconut. (1:29:25)
(lion sound) (1:21:24)
Whoa. (11:52)
(lion sound) (1:21:24)
G'eh-g'eh (1:12:38)
I will kill you! (1:13:11)
(lion sound) (1:21:25)
(gun shot) (1:33:38)
(lion sound) (1:21:24)
Oh God! Ooh. Ooh. (1:33:38)
I feel so funky. (47:49)
We've got to get going. (1:19:03)
Oh shut up. (1:19:04)
(music) (1:31:50)

From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Sunday, January 15, 2017

MST3K The Painted Hills Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Where's Shep? (1:15:08)
(menacing laughing) (1:15:34)
We're having beef-a-roni! (1:07:52)
Tommy! (20:58)
You like refried poison...beans, beans! (1:07:34)
(barking) (1:21:20)*
Gee, I'm sure glad to see you. (1:16:43)
(barking) (18:36)
Mr. Shep, you have a nasty habit of surviving. (1:20:49)
Shep, what is it? (1:08:13)
Hey, that's good poison. (56:22)
Heh heh, snausage, honey? Heh heh. (1:24:48)
(dog growling) (40:48) or (40:56)**
I'll be right back. (1:08:03)
Shut your hole, Tommy. (1:19:43)
Get your dog outta here. (19:57)
(bark) (47:48)
Come on, Shep. (1:20:07)
(bark) (47:10)
Three years later. (1:22:46)
Sit down and eat your stew. (33:09)
Got any Mrs. Dash? (31:45)
(menacing laughter) (1:07:43)
Mm mm mah, I miss Lassie. Mm mm. (dog sounding concerned) (55:23)

*The sound effects of the dog barking is pretty much throughout the film. It's why Lassie has the same 4 or 5 lines all the time.
**The growling here is also repeated in other parts of the film.


From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Friday, January 13, 2017

MST3K The Screaming Skull Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Come on, bring it in tough guy, come on. (1:02:03)
Please don't do this! (1:05:53)
(imitating thumping sounds) Help me! (thumping sounds) (40:32)
Hey. (21:45)
Yeah, death's hard, ain't it? (59:34)
Shut up. (1:00:08)
Anyway, how are you? (29:12)
Any questions? (1:27:25)
(scream) (1:20:51)
Uh, well it's Hell for you then. (58:42)
Come on, you son of a... (1:26:14)
Ugh-whoo-whee-hee! (1:03:54)
Get a box! (giggling) (30:01)
Don't you make that skull face at me, Missy! (1:17:14)
Rahhh! (1:07:45) or (1:09:10)*
I hate it when people die, they make such a big deal out of it. (13:53)
Tsk I know. (13:55)
(screaming sound) (giggle) (44:19)
Shut up. (26:49)

*Both 'Rahhh' sounds are strikingly similar.

 From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Thursday, January 12, 2017

MST3K Squirm Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Disgusting! (44:08)
What's the matter? (18:30)
No ma'am, Miss Saunders, ma'am (17:35)
What? (54:34)
Well squirm, I guess (1:18:48)
I hate it. (44:13)
Oh come on, Roger. (38:37)
Don't! (32:19)
(springing sound) (6:37)
Aaaah! (1:06:42)
No! (58:31)
Well hey.
Hey! (11:52)
Squirmy the squirm sprite they call me. So you didn't like the movie huh?
Yeah. (38:48)
And crappy old movies like this, it's important to keep them alive.
I don't care there's still buttloaf. (6:15)*
We'll see how you like it.
Aren't no big deal. (46:01)
No squirm. Did I mention no squirm?
She's mine! (1:11:52)
Wh-whoa! (1:12:29)
I regret nothing!
Buh bye! So long! (1:22:04)
I don't understand. (29:02)**
Oh sister, let me tell you. Hahuhuhuoo. (36:42)

*This line was edited from "I don't care there's still butter and meatloaf" combining the butt from butter and loaf from meatloaf.
**From the original movie in a scene that wasn't in the episode but I linked in the time stamp to the original movie where the line occurs.
The yellow text indicates that those lines are added in by Dave Long and not in the MST3K episode at all.


From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI

Saturday, January 7, 2017

MST3K The Black Scorpion Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Hello, hello. (16:02)
Okay. (1:07:42)
Get me I'm a bendy doll. (1:05:30)
(Laughing) (19:08)
(Sniffing) (1:27:46)
Is that you, or is it starting to smell like beef in here? (1:27:48)
(Rattling sound) Huh? Huh? Hmm? (12:36)
(Gasp) (36:54)*
Holy buckets. (1:03:23)
Wait a second. (1:24:59)
(Insect sound) Ughhh! (insect sound) (1:01:53)
Yeah that black scorpion is terrific, it's very realistic. (1:13:04)
Shee-Sheesh. (13:24)
(monster sound) (14:58)
I'm just plain terrified. (1:00:04)
Wanna bet? (1:08:16)
(Squeaking sound) (35:07)**
Oh we thought it was Ray Harryhausen. (1:13:13)
(monster sound) (36:12)
Yuck! (1:01:01)
Yech. (43:43)
Whoo! (47:26)
Ugh! (41:39)
Your breath is like mummy meat. (1:09:39)
  
*This sound is more like a sharp breath and happens so quickly that it's easy to miss.
**Looped.

From The Shout! Box Set #30 XXX

Friday, January 6, 2017

MST3K Outlaw (of Gor) Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Tarl Cabot is yours, your majesty, yours! (1:06:57)
Hey guys! (43:46)
Oh please, let's not have another vague scene. (1:13:31)
All kneel to Lara, Queen of Koruba. (1:20:31)
Or not, whatever is okay with you guys. (1:20:35)
Hey! (5:02)
Aa ha ha ha, you Cabot, ehh... (1:14:04)
He must be killed! (1:08:17)
I'm supposed to be some kind of freakin' wizard! (1:09:42)
Wha ha ha ha hoo! (5:06)
What? (18:38)
I like it, I like... (1:28:26)
Thank you. (1:22:38)
I've got a a good one, uh, uh how about (1:28:11)
Why? Why? (1:09:55)
Are you satisfied? (1:07:42)
Uh, awkward moment. (1:06:14)
Wha ha ha ha hoo! (5:06)
Ahoo hoo hoo! (23:27)
Whee hee hee! (1:10:36)
Go! (19:06)

*Thanks again to Dave Long for his help on this one by sending the .wav file to the weird Tom Servo laugh.

From The Shout! Box Set #30 XXX

Thursday, January 5, 2017

MST3K The Projected Man Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Projected man! (27:34)
Come on, pizza face, get your projected butt out here. (1:22:35)
Nothing can help me. (1:23:39)
What? (29:50)
Stop right there, careful. (1:08:56)
I need power. (1:17:23)
What? (29:50)
No, don't touch that, or that, or that. (1:05:31)
Uh, I really control it and stuff, uh. (15:57)
No! (17:42)
(raspy breathing) (1:23:39)
That I'm beginning to understand. (1:11:38)
What? (29:50)
(sound of a switch) We're on! (9:21)
Whoo hoo! Yay, heh heh, whoo hoo, there they go. Hmm. (25:27)
There, he's projected, the end. (9:17)
Pshew! (1:11:33)
Ugly dummy. (27:12)

From The Shout! Box Set #30 XXX

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

MST3K It Lives By Night Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(Sounds of bats in cave) Ah come on, you're pinching my wing! (1:25:08)
Look, he's spying on us, you guys. (1:01:46)
Something down here makes me feel primitive. (13:53)
Be groovy, okay. (26:31)
Look. (1:05:23)
I'm a bat. (1:05:25)
Oh hi. (22:21)
I mean, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. (1:21:37)
I'm not a bat! I mean, uh... (36:24)
(snores and whistles) Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. (41:56)
You can go home now. (7:16)
(man screaming/woman screaming) (40:59/1:16:27)
Devils! Death! (3:03)
(screaming gasping sound) (1:16:29?)
Kathy! (14:19)
I hope that's okay. (1:15:15)
Do we get outta here? (14:47)
Kathy! (14:23)
Whoo we got 'em! (25:37)
Stop it. (9:13)
Ha ha ha ha ha. (6:10)

From The Shout! Box Set #30 XXX

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

MST3K The Thing That Couldn't Die Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Go on, do it. Heh heh. Go on. (13:36)
Open me! Mmh mmh mmh. (1:14:06)
So how do you like my new body? Hmm? (56:19)
Ah sure, but let's get back to work now. (1:20:23)
It's hard science. (9:42)
Really, why? (14:35)
Cause it comes from Hell. (16:25)
Okay. (11:10)
Well. Uh. Mm. (21:00)
Uh? Uh? Uh huh. (2:06)
Ah. Ah. Oh my. Well...yeah, yeah. (2:09)
Ah! Yeah. (2:18)
That's weird. (1:12:25)
Oh no, she's getting squishy. (13:30)
'S that really a good idea? (4:26 & 1:20:04)*
Hey! Jerk! (25:06)
I guess I'll just have a pork chop. (1:22:32)

*In the menu Servo is saying "'s that really a good idea?" but in the linked episode he is saying "is this really a good idea?" The line was created out of two separate lines and edited together. The line at the beginning of the episode when Servo says 'no bodies, that is fantastic!' was used. It was that line that was placed right before the line 'really a good idea'. Both timestamps are noted.

From The Shout! Box Set #29 XXIX

Monday, January 2, 2017

MST3K The Pumaman Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


With my brains and your beauty. (12:35)
(menacing laughter) (1:06:16)
There he is. (1:06:27)
Pumaman! (1:02:05)
The slack-wearing superhero. (55:52)
What do you want from me? (22:19)
Hahahahaha no I mean you look great. Really. (30:14)
Who are you anyway? (22:11)
I can make you wobble. (1:15:05)
Oops missed him better go home, I did what I could. (1:21:11)
Lemme try! (12:02)
You idiot! (34:43)
Uh, didn't have quite the impact I was hoping. (1:12:27)
(menacing laugh) (1:19:23)
(nervous laugh) (6:06)
Bye pal. (35:19)
Whoa hey! (22:23)
Oh no you...whoa-whoa-look out! Oh! Oh Mrs. English lady, etc. (58:11)
(mocking scared sounds) (58:15)
I have slacks like that. (1:08:24)

From The Shout! Box Set #29 XXIX