MST3K Squirm Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Disgusting! (44:08)
What's the matter? (18:30)
No ma'am, Miss Saunders, ma'am (17:35)
What? (54:34)
Well squirm, I guess (1:18:48)
I hate it. (44:13)
Oh come on, Roger. (38:37)
Don't! (32:19)
(springing sound) (6:37)
Aaaah! (1:06:42)
No! (58:31)
Well hey.
Hey! (11:52)
Squirmy the squirm sprite they call me. So you didn't like the movie huh?
Yeah. (38:48)
And crappy old movies like this, it's important to keep them alive.
I don't care there's still buttloaf. (6:15)*
We'll see how you like it.
Aren't no big deal. (46:01)
No squirm. Did I mention no squirm?
She's mine! (1:11:52)
Wh-whoa! (1:12:29)
I regret nothing!
Buh bye! So long! (1:22:04)
I don't understand. (29:02)**
Oh sister, let me tell you. Hahuhuhuoo. (36:42)

*This line was edited from "I don't care there's still butter and meatloaf" combining the butt from butter and loaf from meatloaf.
**From the original movie in a scene that wasn't in the episode but I linked in the time stamp to the original movie where the line occurs.
The yellow text indicates that those lines are added in by Dave Long and not in the MST3K episode at all.

From The Shout! Box Set #31 XXXI