MST3K Hercules Menu Ensembles

Hercules
The Menu
The Episode

Yes-yes-it's-over-the... mumbling (30:55)
Heh heh heh heh (30:56)
See? Hah. This can still be fun. (1:12:04)
Okay. (1:12:06)
AH! (1:07:19)
T' the hell? (1:20:00)
Where is Jason? (1:12:10)
Look what you did, bad! (12:59)
Jason! (1:12:13)
It's a murderer, nothing to worry about. (13:40)
Courage. (42:29)
Yech, this is really weird, Herc. (10:40)
Enough! I'm tired of doing all these senseless things for the gods. (38:43)
Come on! For 2000 years can we finally admit the emperor has no clothes? (21:37)
Would you just... (41:48)
Will you have a piece? (10:32)
I weep for the death of the spirit and the soul. (23:11)
Hey want some meat? (10:26)
Gee, I feel bad. (54:03)
Oop, saw him move, ha, just kidding. Sorry. (36:46)
And-and Jason, what about Jason? (1:26:26)
You will never be Jason. (1:17:10)
Alright, gawd. (1:17:37)
Now listen to me. (38:53)
What are you doing? (54:10)
You are dead, aren't you? (36:33)
Wait. (27:42)
J-oh-ho! (32:34)
Maybe we should...RUN! (52:10)
Golly are, oh ho, boy, whoa! (1:14:01)
Look at the poor dope. (1:00:40)
Now get outta here, you bum. (30:02)
Thank you gods, thank you so bloody much! (1:15:04)
But anyway, it's still a nice day, huh? (35:50)
Good night, folks. (1:07:26)

From The Shout! Box Set #32 XXXII


Hercules And The Captive Women
The Menu
The Episode

Oh this is so nice, just you 'n me and...him. (49:39)
Ah-zah don't do that! (52:31)
Go away. (26:14)
Hey, Hercules put him down. (17:14)
Uh-hah. (14:18)
Okay. (49:44)
Ugh. You are one spooky lizard. (28:17)
That's it? (1:01:28) or (1:08:23)
Leave here now or you'll be dead by nightfall. (26:20)*
Oh crap I'm outta here. Buh bye. (1:22:19)
Hey bring me a magazine! (14:59)
Okay. (13:44)
I changed my mind. (13:45)
(Punching sounds)
Uh oh. (1:07:51)
Meanwhile six weeks later. (1:21:13)
I don't want intruders on my island. (26:16)
Oh quit crying we got problems, too. (1:27:26)
Uuhh! (1:10:35)
You know everyone has abandonment issues. (5:39)
(an 'Ah-tu' like sound) (1:11:41)
(Flames)
(Servo blowing out flames) (13:30)**

*From the original film without the MST3K riffing.
**I think this sound bit was simply looped once to get the second blowing out fire sound.

From The Shout! Box Set #29 XXIX


Hercules Against The Moon Men
Does not have an animated menu (from Volume #7)

Hercules Unchained
Does not have an animated menu (from Volume #7)