MST3K Devil Fish Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

I'm thinking of becoming Daryl Hannah. (19:46)
(shivering) (25:57)
You guys! We got a call from this weird lady. (43:51)
She's gonna be sending an electrician up here to do some stuff. (44:01)
Thanks, Gyps. Okay. (44:05)
Hey, got a beer for me? (57:33)
Well, what do you guys want? (38:34)
I got beer, beer, and, oh hey look, there's a beer. (38:35)
(drinking & gulping) (16:40)
You know, after this beer, we should have a beer sometime. (49:18)
(belch) (16:48) or (38:54)
(throwing up & splashing)*
Thanks a lot, electrician. (38:13)
I didn't know he was an electrician, hmm. (38:04)
Once again, there's noodles in Bob's throw up. (59:19)
God bless electricians. (45:30)
Uhh! Huh? (4:13)

*Sound effects added by Dave Long.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX

MST3K Devil Doll Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

How you all doing tonight? (12:07)
Great! More! (14:09)
Ur, I'm sweaty because I was choking a puppet? No, no wait! (1:26:28)
(loud cricket)*
Should he have really called this the Whacky Funtime Review? (13:43)
Debbie! (5:06)
Your life is in danger and you may die at any moment. (12:23)
Why so negative? (12:50)
Wanna hit a beergarden? This is going nowhere. (1:06:52)
Debbie, I punched a window in for you, baby. (5:23)
You gotta take me back, Debbie. (5:26)
I'm gonna go get a cheesy accent and crepe beard, (1:19:54)
and make her fall in love with me! (1:19:57)
In otherwords, kookoo. (mumbling rapidly) (51:09)
Uhh, what did I forget? Oh-oh yeah kill him. That's it. Kill. (1:13:02)

*Sound effect.
Note: Parts of this menu is sped up to make the puppets sound like chipmunks.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX

MST3K Bride of the Monster Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(thunder and storm) (18:32)
Heh heh, couple of these, couple of these. (28:13)
(singing) It's a sinister day in the laboratory, a sinister day in the lab. (21:03)
Ah-di-da-da-dahm (scream) (38:34)
Tor, time for beating mmwhee! (20:37)
(switch being flipped, creaking & tentacle squeezing)*
Aghhh! (53:28)
Tor, close your mouth, you'll drown. (20:19)
(splash)*
Ah-ahh! Juicy. (55:45)
Oh, that'll put you off your eggs, huh? (56:05)
Sleep. Uh-eek-ugh! (47:18)
Hey, hey, Bela, don't even think about it. (56:28)
Whatever, see you, buh bye now. (41:57)
Wow, we really tampered in God's domain. (1:29:26)
Yep, live and learn huh? (1:29:28)
Ahhh! (31:20)**
So, time for booze. (9:50)
Yep, yep, yep. (41:29)***

*Sound effects added in by the menu creators.
**From the episode {Crash Of Moons} which is linked in the timestamp.
***From the episode {Blood Waters of Dr. Z} which is linked in the timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX

MST3K Robot Monster Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

We're only up to bout half a billion bubbles so far, I've been counting. (1:12:19)
Servo, Servo, come in, my faithful servant. (48:56)
I am here, your excellency. (48:59)
Hey, did you bring the chips? (1:07:23)
Oh no, nothing like that, sire. (49:29)
You have the effrontery to defy my orders? (49:27)
Okay. (47:22)
Hey. (44:36)
(knocking on screen)*
You get the stuff? (44:38)
(growling beast & stomping)***
Here comes rompin' rowdy Ro-Man. (1:09:53)
Oh come on, we've seen this. (1:31:38)
Ahh, ooh. (1:31:40)
I don't get it, Joel. Is it cool to make no sense? (1:17:45)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. (19:38)
I'm surrounded by idiots of my own design. (19:41)
Ah, rats, I gotta shut this thing off! (49:35)
(clicking remote)*
Ehh. (36:51)**

*Sound effects added by the menu creators.
**From {Devil Fish} which is linked in the timestamp.
***Sounds much like the dinosaur growl in {Lost Continent} at 1:13:27 where the stomping is used as a sound effect. There are scenes in this episode's film that include the same dinosaur scenes in Lost Continent.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX