Wednesday, September 13, 2017

MST3K San Francisco International Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Come on, kid. Get your act together! (16:34)
I'm not following you, my friend. (38:23)
Now let's try that again. (1:21:33)
No way. (38:25)
Oh my. Mister Sensitive! (1:29:18)
Here. (1:11:44)*
Dah, dah, dah, dah... (1:22:09)
Gotcha! (40:24)
MST3K sounding off signal (1:31:37)
Musical Interlude (not in episode)
Oh that was a très bien merde, ugh. (29:05)

*This bit was taken from {Outlaw of Gor} which is directly linked in its timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #32 XXXII

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

MST3K Radar Secret Service Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Here does it hurt when I...? Oww! Ooh it does. (1:27:56)
Hi, who you holding for? (1:28:03)
Work your evil magic radar thingy! (33:44)
Just a minute. (1:15:45)
Right. Ahem. (1:13:17)
Oh hi! (1:25:51)
It's not better than radar, is it? (39:03)
Radar! That's right, radar makes a big return! We're back on track with radar! Ah! (1:15:13)
Oh, I want them to like me, oh maybe I should just introduce myself. (58:25)
Wanna play Yahzee or something? (1:18:10)*
Hey! (46:25)
Ever think about God? He's up there, you know. (1:21:02)
Ah, ah, wow. Incredible. (42:28)
Hey I wanna read the, the, I...oh. (34:19)
I know. (1:17:59)
Dah! (1:12:07)
Bah! (27:26)
Hahaha. (1:12:06)
Beh-eh-eh (27:27)
Thanks to radar the scene promptly ends. (1:02:32)

*The line "Wanna play Yahzee or something" is actually from the episode of San Francisco International which I linked in the timestamp above.
The music used is probably from the end credits of the film. The three lines over the intercom was probably added by Dave Long as they were not found in any part of the episode to the best of my knowledge.

From The Shout! Box Set #32 XXXII

Monday, September 11, 2017

MST3K Space Travelers Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Ironman One, Ironman One, this is Houston. Do you read me? (40:05)
This is Ironman. (14:11)
Poor bastard thinks he's a spaceman, heh heh. (15:09)
Why don't you get us out of here?! (50:54)**
Whoa. (32:03)
What's he doing? (39:43)
Uh, roger that, Ironman. Advise you adjust your attitude. (40:11)
Yes, yes. (11:14)
Oh what the hell difference does it make? What's going on down there? (50:51)**
Aw. You know, he's always good, isn't he? (14:02)
What the hell do you know about it? (1:07:19)**
Clearing throat sounds. (3:47)
Ah! (48:56)
Oh nothing. Nothing! (42:46)
Sorry everyone. Sorry. Heh. (50:36)
Uh, say this, right there. (21:26)
Don't tell me what to do. (1:18)*
Man, Hackman's really good in this. (16:36)
Wheewww. Yeah. (1:08:05)
What are we gonna do? (1:05:31)**
Well. I think I'll play a little Super Mario, if you don't mind. (1:07:52)
What? (49:42)
Let the carnage begin heh heh. (8:32)
Sigh (1:16:38)

*A line that's from the original film but cut for time. There is a clip of the scene where this comes from though at 1:18 of {Marooned} which is its real title.
**From the original film without the MST3K riffing.

From The Shout! Box Set #32 XXXII