Movie Reviews, Movie Clips, & MST3K Menus: February 2016

Saturday, February 13, 2016

MST3K The Beatniks Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The music from the film's closing scene) (1:27:40)
Oh no! No! Help! He's a mad man, he's a mad man, help! Ah-oohh ! (1:29:31)
(imitating jazz beats) (1:19:17)*
Where'd she go, man, where'd she go? (1:29:36)
That's right and I'm gonna moon ya, man, I'm gonna moon ya! (1:29:44)
Dickweed. (1:30:25)

*Looped 3x.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

Friday, February 12, 2016

MST3K Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Yep. (41:26)
Yep yep yep (sigh) (41:29)
Yeah. (41:58)
Yep yep yep yep. (41:52)
Yah yah yah yah yah. (41:59)
Whoa-whoa! Oh looks like you got something there, buddy. (42:00)
There you go, let her run out a little bit there. (42:06)
Oh yeah that's the way, that's the way. (42:08)
Yah, opp opp, bhwa. (42:24)
(screaming) (44:22)*
(laughing) They think I'm insane. (8:43)**
Any old time. Yeah, agh. (42:25)
Wretched humans. (8:09)
(screaming) Oh! Pheh! (44:19)*

*The screams are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.
**From the original film without the riffing. And in the menu version sounds very sped up.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

Thursday, February 11, 2016

MST3K The Final Sacrifice Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music from the film throughout and end credits) (1:25:53)
Aghh! (44:24)*
Aghhr! (44:24)**
Whaa-ahhh (44:19)***

*Same exact soundbit found also in the {Crawling Eye Menu}.
**It sounds like the same soundbit looped and a split second longer.
***Same exact soundbit as from the {Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu & Crawling Eye Menu}.
*&**&***Are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

MST3K The Crawling Eye Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music from the film's opening) (7:13)
Help! Ah-oohh! (1:29:33)*
Whaa-ahhh! (44:19)**
Aghh! (44:24)***

*From {The Beatniks} episode at 1:29:33.
**Same exact soundbit used in the {Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu & Final Sacrifice Menu}.
***Same exact soundbit used in the {Final Sacrifice Menu}.
**&***Are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

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MST3K Menu Team

A very special thank you to Dave Long, who with his team, created the menus. Thank you for helping out, and to Wyn Hilty of the very detailed MST3K Annotated Website for being at hand and understanding the obsession with all things Satellite of Love.
And since you're here, go on over to Dave Long's channel MSTie Menus showcasing how many of the menus were made.
Also while you're here, if you don't already know this site, check out Satellite News created by Chris 'Sampo' Cornell. I was even featured in a topic about Fan Obsessions!
There's also a MST3K discussion forum to chit chat and blab relentlessly about the show or the movies in general. Lots of informed staff and members there.
A special thank you to Loren Bopeppy for uploading all the MST Menus that I was able to send so far.
Thanks also to MST3K Club for having the episodes that could not be found anywhere else. A shout out to the Starsteam channel for uploading the menus I do not have. So far.
Thanks also to Shout! Factory's Official Channel and the abundant Archive Corner who have all been of tremendous help in making this menu project possible.

Menu Montage by Dave Long is Here
Wiki page I created for Dave Long is Here
Dave Long refers to me as his one SuperFan

My Dream For Their Return

Six New Episodes!
Three Starring Joel!
Three Starring Mike!

The Giant Claw (Joel)
Cosmos: War of the Planets (Joel)
The Final Eye (aka) Computercide (Joel)

In the not so distant future
Anyday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not so different as you will see

He was once launched up to outerspace
Then escaped from the clutches of the base
He was watching bad movies all the time
But he came through it all okay
And came back to movie sign!

We'll see really bad movies
The worst they can find
Again to sit and watch them all
And see if he'll loose his mind

Now keep in mind, Joel can't control
Where the movie begins or ends
His sturdy workmanship endured
Long live his robot friends

~ ~ ~ ~

Escape from Galaxy 3 (Mike)
Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla (Mike)
Ghosts That Still Walk (Mike)

In the not so distant future
Way back in time and space
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Saved more movies at their place

They had more damage to unleash on Mike
This guy was an unwitting cheerful type
Their experiment went on as they had planned
When they launched him out to space
Bad movies beamed across the land

They sent him cheesy movies
The worst ever found
Being forced to watch one and all
He returns for this go-round

Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end
Yes, it's the same drill as before
With Servo, Crow, and Gypsy, his friends

~ ~ ~ ~

Lyrics I've written for the MST3K Love Theme

A silhouette of a strange craft gliding by
When stars begin to shine in the sky
There's a familiar bond 'tween you and I
And time flies at speeds beyond a sigh

And it wasn't always clear what I would do
And now, I know these signs too
We'll watch transmissions with you
The signals are coming through

Elusive mystery
Science theater
Three thousand

~~~~

MST3K Love Theme (Full Version)

A silhouette of a strange craft gliding by
When stars begin to shine in the sky
There's a familiar bond 'tween you and I
And time flies at speeds beyond a sigh

And it wasn't always clear what I would do
And now, I know these signs too
We'll watch transmissions with you
The signals are coming through

Elusive mystery
Science theater

(Movie sign)

The signal sent and received sounded good
A ship that sustained life as it should
The final approach beamed a thousand lights
If only to see movies through your eyes

The bright side of sitting in the dark to view
And now, I know these signs too
We'll watch transmissions with you
The signals are coming through

This is mystery
Science theater
Three thousand

(Movie sign)

Mystery science theater three thousand

Movie Review Requests

List of who requested what, and explains why my reviews on these titles weren't so lively because I was half asleep. Or bored. Or both. No offense but I really hated these movies except for the last few which were just okay.
Dragnet by Spooky
Rocky Horror Picture Show by Scoop
Tombstone by Bongorat
The Thing by Lucas
The Three Musketeers multi-review by Lucas
Rush Hour & Sequels by FatHairyBitch which I never wrote a review on because I refuse to cooperate by re-watching that stuff , let alone cooperate with that fat hairy bitch.