Thursday, October 18, 2018

MST3K Stranded In Space Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Now let's see if we can strand this baby. (6:43)
Eh, stick it baldy. (55:55)
What was that? (55:57)
Ah nothing sir, I said I'd get 'em all. (55:58)
That one doesn't work anymore. (6:32)
I had Jell-O today. (1:00:08)
Cool! Wow! (1:26:39)
Jell-O? (11:18)
Yeah I'm not going that far. (26:16)
Really? (37:33)
Hmm. Hmm. (1:22:42)
Ah, what the heck. (1:32:22)
Wait a minute. (1:26:28)
Seizure! Oh! Ah! (8:25)
Uh! Ah! Oh that one. (24:45)
(out of breath breathing) (1:26:23)
Now see what did that have to do with the movie? (6:22)
Nothing. Nothing. (6:24)

From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

MST3K The Incredible Melting Man Menu Ensembles

The Menu (Skin Version)
The Menu (No Skin Version)
The Episode


Skin Version Menu
No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:34)
Ahh! (1:29:00)
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Oh! (1:22:29)
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)

No Skin Version Menu

No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:24)*
Ugh?! (1:29:18)**
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Ooh whoa. (1:22:36)*
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
Oh! (1:22:34)*
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
Oh. (1:22:29)*
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)
Ohh-ohh (1:22:29)*
Ohh! (1:22:34)*

*There are two menus, but only by a few added sound bits and lines as well as the visuals.
**And one sound replacement in regards to the "Skin Version" menu.

From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

MST3K City Limits & Riding With Death Menu Ensembles

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (10:31)

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (6:26)

From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI

Friday, October 12, 2018

MST3K Deathstalker & Warriors From Hell Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Doodooloodoodoodoot (vocalizing) (1:25:27)
Hey act natural. (31:19)
Oh you're here. (1:20:58)
He's Batman. (10:59)
Squeak, squeak, (giggling), squeak. (26:23)
Five bucks. Oh hi, okay. Why me? (23:31)
This is great. (24:33)
Be careful, honey. (26:21)
Geez, what a cold fish. (23:44)
(three whirring sounds in a row) (30:49)
Uh, uuh, uhh. (1:18:13)
You have to hold still. (1:13:39)
Uh, uhh. (1:18:16)
Oh mama. (9:49)
What do you think? Huh? Huh? Like it, hmm? (1:05:21)
Uugh. (2:53)
That's entertainment! (laughing) (34:57)

From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

MST3K 12 to the Moon Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Uh, there's a thing there, that thing right there. (47:37)
Is it evil, what do you think? (1:01:12)
Go on, touch it! I dare ya! Touch it! Touch it. (52:27)
Teh! Oh that's gonna make the rocket go? (23:53)
Just hope you know what you're doing? (43:49)
You guys have to follow me everywhere? (45:20)
Alright, you ready? (4:58)
I can't go, I got a family. (1:20:47)
What is your problem?! (5:08)
What? (48:13)
I'm sorry. (31:47)
Parkay. (0:29 *a)
Hi! (17:36)
What's going on down there? (50:53 *b)
Hey. Who is that? (42:05)
What the hell do you know about it? (1:07:19 *b)
Oh boy, what's this, six to the moon? (55:14)
(flute sound) Ahh! Ah! (7:08 *c)
Mister B Natural, at your service. (7:16 *c)
Ugh! (8:27)
Ohh! (45:53)
Fire in the hole. (52:08)
(explosion) (52:09)
Whoa! (16:31)
Whoo! (45:49)
(slight giggle) (54:47)

*a is from the menu {Daddy-O}
*b is from the episode {Space Travelers}
*c is from the episode {War of the Colossal Beast}

From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV

Monday, October 8, 2018

MST3K Being From Another Planet Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Ta-da! (1:24:01)
Isis, the god of love. (6:29)
(laughing) (35:23)
Ah, well. (21:04)
No, it's that thing again! (46:28)
Oh boy, here comes that evil asthmatic. (1:08:56)
Ooh! Nuh! (41:50)
Ooh look at his hand! (50:43)
Hehehuh shiny heh. (36:21)
(imitating Jack Palance) Choose wisely. (5:18)
Donuts! (46:25)

From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV

Sunday, October 7, 2018

MST3K Teenage Cave Man Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Doodoodoo, doodoodoo...d'huh? (1:23:04)
What's this? (1:28:56)
Ross. (20:25)
Oh him again. (1:06:35)
I'm Trumpy! Oh yeah. (54:35)
What a dope. (1:21:34)
Hey buddy, want an apple? Hahahah. (53:25)
Whoa! (16:54)
Uh oh. (59:37)
That's nice. (18:34)
Hmm? Uh, let me guess, he's evil? (1:08:41)
I love you, come on, you can say it. Come on. (1:19:53)
Uh I love you too. (1:19:57)
Wild cat! (16:42)
(laughing) (1:16:00)
That guy's pretty, that guy's funny. Yeah actually. (1:16:03)

From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV

Saturday, October 6, 2018

MST3K The She-Creature Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Come back, come back, gotta... (35:26)
K, I'm under your command but do you have to micro-manage me? (56:28)
Uh, who jiffed in here? Ewh! (1:19:11)
Hi. (1:12:47)
Don't let it all hang down, please. (19:46)
Oh how convenient. (50:07)
Well he is kinda cute. (58:02)*
(singing) I don't know how to love him. (58:04)
No bad! (1:24:28)
Please, pretty please. (52:47)
No! No! (1:24:30)
Oh we don't have to. (35:18)
Oh cut the crap! (56:33)
(breathing) (58:53)**
D'ugh! (1:25:51)
That had no affect on me. (1:17:03)
Starts kinda slow and then fizzles out altogether. (40:53)
She creature, teh! (5:16)
Go creep some fish ya square head! (39:07)
Hmm-heh-nyeh. (41:50)

*This line was obviously spliced in a way to sound like Crow is saying 'she' instead of 'he'.
**Looped.


From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV

Friday, October 5, 2018

MST3K The Undead Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


(laughing) Hello Mike. (1:25:21)
I'm an imp! (1:09:55)
Imp. (1:25:23)
You care to make a wager, friend? (1:20:18)
So let's recap, what exactly is the agreement here? (1:03:37)
I knew you'd dabble in my art one day. (1:02:37)
I trust you implicitly. (39:39)
Uh, that's it. We're doomed. Yeah. (7:32)
(laughing) (1:04:04)
Huh, parallel universe. (51:35)
What were we talking about? (54:40)
Next. Now serving number seventy-two. (1:03:42)
Hi, who are you? (46:34)
I am the fool Smolkin, bewitched and robbed of all his senses. (22:03)*
'Cuse me, gotta find a litterbox. (27:50)
(meow meow)**
This makes no sense. (1:18:12)
Whoo, it's bad this time. (3:27)
Pass. (1:17:59)
I know you. (1:02:25)
Please get me out of this film. (36:47)
Leave me alone, you booger. (1:15:27)
There. Sure glad I don't look stupid in this. (56:41)
Bottomline, can we kill the imp? Please. (1:13:25)

*Without the Mike's giggling.
**Added sound effect, not in the episode as far as I know.


From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV

Thursday, October 4, 2018

MST3K War Of The Colossal Beast Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


You get that? (31:04)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Breasts. Uh-Huh? (24:18)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:11)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:11)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
(flute sound) Ahh! Ah! (7:08)
When you reach for that music over there to make you feel better, you... (12:11)
(gasp) (31:22)
I got your message! (12:14)
Go away! (12:46)
No don't. Let's get acquainted! No, let's not! (7:13)
We gotta go. (1:12:22)
Fun and laughter and music! Hey, tone it down, lady! (8:45)
Does this bug you, Glen? (1:15:40)
I think he's hungry again. (1:05:37)
No! (14:48)
Yo! (moaning) Here! (1:01:57)
What are you doing, senor? Hey! (54:12)
Blasphemy! (13:01)
(painful groan) (1:03:09)
Ow! (1:31:35)
(another painful groan) (1:03:10)
(groan) (1:02:10)
Hnuh! (11:53)

*The clicking sound where Crow is throwing some switches had been added by Dave Long.

From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

MST3K The Viking Women And The Sea Serpent Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


The saga of viking women and their voyage to the waters of the great
sea serpent (29:14)
(mimicking trumpet sound) (52:43)
Ah! Senya, my son. (50:04)
I'm Spunky the warrior boy! Whoo! Ha! Who's on? (1:20:57)
Once the sacrificial fires have been lighted, the gods demand their victim. (1:21:46)
Oh I don't know. (20:01)
Enough time wasted! (1:02:19)
Light the fire. (1:18:34)
You don't mind, do you? Thank you. (1:06:35)
Okay, this one's for waffles. (57:35)
I'm the god of hellfire! (laughing) (1:18:45)
Ahh! (52:38) & (54:48)* & (1:35:56)**
You okay? (59:55)
You, well, nevermind. (49:13)
Didn't go well, did it? (1:17:06)

*These sounds are over-imposed to make the sound of more than one screaming character.
**May or may not be part of the effect but it does lend to the same sort of screaming sound.


From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Song Break - A Song About The 70s & The 50s Literally


Back in the Funky 70s
The party did never stop
The city of Pompeii was doing alright
But Vesuvius blew her top
Ow! Ow! Back in the Super Bad 70s
The Roman Empire still reigned supreme
Emperor Titus came to power
And he finished up the coliseum
Back in the Funkadelic 70s
Egyptian wheat was slow...
Egyptian wheat was(*)

Do you remember the 50s
When Emperor Claudius died?
The Apostle Paul traveled to Greece...
And preached the gospel wide

Monday, October 1, 2018

MST3K Daddy-O Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Well how about it? (27:57)
You've beaten the first challenge, time to move to level two. (1:27:45)
(raspberry sound) (1:09:14)
Anything goes, Daddy O! (30:33)
When is that butter going to get here? (1:09:09)
Come on, don't be a bad sport. (33:43)
Tsk, ahem, mm. Ah! (4:20)
He's mad at me. (27:31)
Uh huh. (4:15)
Yeah? (49:58)
Hmm. (4:16)
Want some? (mmm) (39:24)
Go on. (1:18:47)
(sniff sniff sniff) (4:14)
Well, clue me. (1:00:28)
(slapping sound and apple hitting a wall) (39:25)
Want some? (1:30:42)
(gasp) What? (34:26)
Don't worry, I got the message. (27:25)
What? What?! (50:00)
Don't blame me! (39:36)
Or bring any butter. (1:04:05)
Parque. *
Butter. (57:43)
Parque. *
That burns my butter. (1:13:30)
Parque. *
No, no. (1:01:03)
Get lost, Daddy O. (1:04:32)

*The line is actually from the old 'Parkay' (spelled differently in the menu animation) commercials and is nowhere in this episode or segments. A voice-over is used for the menu and not taken from any of the broadcast commercials. A sample of the TV ad being referred to can be seen here.

From The Shout! Box Set #33 XXXIII