MST3K The Magic Voyage of Sinbad Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(whistling wind sound) (53:53)
(singing) There's a place where kindness dwells... (21:18)
Is there a place where you can shut up? (21:22)
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me. (1:19:55)
I have one last favor to request. (1:16:18)
(more whistling wind sound) (53:53)
No. No, no time for that. In you go. (1:16:20)
(splash)*
Bite me! (28:34)
(laughing) Uh. Oh. (1:01:15)
Oh whoopie deh, Sinbad's back. (41:07)
He's not Sinbad, be careful, sweets. (58:43)
Think you're missing your wave. (1:16:49)
Uh, there it goes. I'm coming to you, Neptune! (1:16:52)
He's not Sinbad. (1:10:56)
He's not Sinbad. (43:13)
Ehh. (36:51)**
(singing) We're going home, our heads are bowed, we fail... (1:14:28)
(belch) (16:48)**
It wasn't Sinbad. (1:28:42)

*Generic sound effect.
**From {Devil Fish} linked in the timestamps.
Disclaimer: I try to be as accurate as possible with the pieces culled from the MST3K episodes, however that doesn't guarantee that I have it 100 percent correct.

From The Shout! Box Set #20 XX

MST3K Master Ninja I & II Menu Ensembles

Master Ninja I
The Menu
The Episode

(whooshing)*
I hear his theme music, he's around here somewhere. (1:02:20)
Hey. (6:36)
Okay honey, now you're just being self indulgent. (1:06:27)
Okay okay knock it off you're getting obnoxious about it now. (44:13)
Right in front of you for crying out loud. (1:07:58)
Uh? Whoa-Whaa! (30:00)
Oh what is he, Obi freaking Wan Kenobi? Aooh. (28:46)**
Eh, batta, eeh batta batta, eh. (9:11)
(pot clinging)*
Ooh! Right on the gerbil. (31:50)
Ahh! You walked right into it. (1:10:43)**
What's this? The end of Master Ninja? (44:55)**
Tune in tomorrow, same ninja time, same ninja station. (44:58)**

*Sounds effects.
**From {Master Ninja II} which is linked in the timestamp.


Master Ninja II
The Menu
The Episode

Wait, whose theme music is that? (41:02)*
Oh everybody's got their own theme music. (15:35)*
Who's the geek? (1:02:04)
I used to be Bond. James Bond. Now I'm in movies. Bad movies. (1:00:58)
You! (19:16)
Well, bye! (56:05)
D'ooh! (56:07)
(machine gun) I was just going to the buffet. (1:03:27)
Whoa! (57:37)*
Little Dickens. (19:38)*
Yah! (imitating bionic sounds) Ai-ki-ba. (1:03:02)
Shaken not stirred. (1:08:25)
Oh weak. Boo! Boo! Weak weak. (1:16:12)
Ah you love it, you know you do. (44:06)
Ah-ha-ha! We'll be right back after this. (30:02)*

*From {Master Ninja I} which is linked in the timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #20 XX

MST3K Project Moonbase Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Wow how futuristic. (37:34)
Crow here. (35:46)
Servo here. (35:45)
Crow here. (35:48)
Initiate cheesy effects sequence. (1:02:06)
Uh-oh, he forgot to say please. (42:28)
(pushing buttons)*
Nice tag. (1:08:28)
Initiate meaningless lights. (1:03:56)
(alarm)*
Oh-oa! (59:56)
Oh my God! (1:07:06)
Heh heh heh. (1:17:12)
Whoa incoming! (20:52)
Hey quit fooling around down there. (1:19:20)
Nice half-gainer. (1:19:22)
(spaceship sealing sound)*
Sorry, I blew up like that. (36:09)
I'm sorry, uh what? I wasn't listening. (1:18:57)

*Sound effects added in.
 
From The Shout! Box Set #20 XX