Wednesday, April 13, 2016

MST3K Jack Frost Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


(music) Ivanushka? (16:14)
(dinging)
(16:38)
(ruffling feathers)
*
Mushroom guy is starting to piss me off. (46:24)
Yeah, start running 'shroom. (19:08)
Ivanushka? (17:31)
(poof)
*
Ivanushka? (18:10)
Huh? (47:07)
(dinging)
(16:39)
What? (47:08)
Bear. Heh! What a pheb. (40:43)
Grr! (40:45)
You're going down, mushroom boy! You mincing little fungus. (18:40)
Kuh-ooh. (17:38)
(whoosh)
*

*Sound effects added by the menu creators.
Note: that some of the sound bits in the menu are taken from the original film, so hearing some of them during the MST3K episode may be harder to pick up on. {Jack Frost} is linked here as an addition. The sound bits used in the menu will be in the first 15 minutes of the film, and also has the spirited musical number that was left out of the MST3K ep.

From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

MST3K The Beast of Yucca Flats Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


(boing boing boing, boing boing)*
Ahgh. (1:20:16)
(screaming) (44:22)**
Aaghh! (1:20:19)
(screaming) (44:19)**
Ahgh. (1:20:16)
Hey! Hey hey hey! Oh no no no. (gunshot) (1:06:59)
Ahhahh! (1:20:49)
(gun clicking twice)*
Eehh! Eehh. (1:20:50)
D'oh! This would happen to me! (1:08:49)
Ehh! (1:20:26)
Ehh. (1:20:24)
(gun drops, whooshing)*
(slight growl) huh? Ah-ah-ah! (1:18:51)
(strained groan) (1:08:12)
Oh! Ho ho! That is hard on the crotch, I must say. (1:08:53)
I'm sick, I'm dying, and yet I have a taste for nachos. (1:11:15)
(Crow crashing to the floor)*
Sorry, that's all we got. That's our movie. Goodbye. (1:10:07)

*Sound effects added by the menu creators.
**From {Zombie Nightmare} linked in the timestamp.


From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII

Monday, April 11, 2016

MST3K Crash Of Moons Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Hi, space honey, I'm home! (26:04)
Oh no. Crash of the Moons is on. (50:05)
That sounds good. (1:09:47)
Ugh! Ick! (21:34)
Stand by for more inaction. (1:02:44)
Heh heh heh, this is my lucky day. (55:19)
Hunh? (57:55)
Alright! (22:43)
Here it comes, the crash of the moons. (1:27:20)
Yay! Alright finally! Whoo! Hoohoo! (1:27:22)
Hah hah! Poom! (1:25:44)
Ooh, ahh! An effect. (1:17:18)
Ahhh! (31:20)
Ooh! Right in the winky. (1:00:59)
D'ooh! (1:00:42)
Everything you touch, you destroy. (1:13:49)
Okay, well that's just fine! (1:11:28)
Koo koo. (40:26)
I heard that! (1:11:40)
Still mad at you, though. (48:01)
Aw. (1:10:18)

From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII

Sunday, April 10, 2016

MST3K Lost Continent Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode


Rules of the road, boys, see anything, shoot to kill. (1:01:39)
I mean, don't shoot it if it's gonna advance the plot though. (1:01:42)
Hmm, I wonder if this plot will ever get moving. (42:43)
Ahh! (44:19)*
(dinosaur) (1:25:12)
It's the mother lovin' rover dinosaur of 'em all! (1:13:27)
Crow, kill him. Kill him! (46:36)
(two dinosaur groans) (1:07:34) & (1:06:31)
Ah, just put that anywhere. (30:12)
I'm alright, I'm okay! (52:38)
Well, that's over, let's go. No! Wha-Oh! No more! (53:26)
Come on, God! Why? Why? It's, it's like a madhouse! (50:31)
(dinosaur shrieking)**
A madhouse! (50:35)
(crunching sound)**
Hunh? (14:50)
That wasn't so bad. No. (1:30:55)
Let's get the hell outta here! Hyah hyah hyah. (1:30:57)
Haven't we seen this before? (7:12)
Yep. (7:14)

*From the episode of {Zombie Nightmare} included in the timestamp.
**Sound effects added in by the menu creators.
As a side note, the film's opening music is used in the menu.

This is usually the case with the menus that feature music.

From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII