MST3K The Magic Sword Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Ahh! (56:52)
Hey! (43:18)
Estelle. (1:08:38)
Uh, Ooh, Winwood? (1:08:39)
Okay act natural. (1:15:42)
Mirror of magic, bring me a vision of my boy. (47:02)
I'll take it from here. (48:46)
Oh yes, Sir Crow of Robot! (40:41)
(scoffs) In your dreams, buddy. (1:08:28)
(giggle) Very well. (20:50)
W. Sir Moron, come on dummy. (1:04:52)
Oh Estelle. (1:28:07)
Poor guy. (1:13:50)*
(random kissing sound effect)
Whoa ho! I didn't (ah) wanna see that. (22:40)
Later, later! (breathing coldly) (1:15:15)
Can I go now? (1:16:30)
I'll show you. (18:58)
(tsk) Yeah right. (2:56)
Well, here it goes.(1:18:15)
Ah-ohh. (37:39)
(whistle) (22:45)
Aye caramba. (1:18:29)
Oh for crying out loud! (37:00)
Thank you! Huh. (1:09:02)
Ahh. (1:00:16)
It really makes you think, don't it? (37:09)
Shut up, shut up! (35:46)

*The sound bit here is very similar to another one located at 1:05:30 but with another listen, it's the one that says 'poor guy' instead of 'oh boy' or 'okay' or whatever was mumbled at 1:05:30.

From The Shout! Box Set #26 XXVI

MST3K Danger Death Ray Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Crap, it's Danger Death Ray, I hate this movie. (1:22:33)
I got into the cooking sherry (hiccups) (1:22:51)
Scene could really use a bop-a-dop-a-da-da (9:54)
Bart. (1:07:55)
(sung) Why did you ever dance? (1:11:41)
Bart. (1:07:56)
Shubi-dubi-da. (1:11:44)
Bart. (1:07:56)
Hey! We're getting funky now. Yeah huh. (1:11:45)
Have you and the death ray gotten to know each other? (1:21:54)
(gasps) (27:30)
Eww, now it smells weird. (1:07:41)
Oops. Haha. (1:21:40)
Bart. (1:07:56)
Ah Hey, ugh. (1:26:09)
I think he's on his way. (40:24)
Bart. (1:07:58)
I'm nervous now. (1:24:12)
(laughing) (18:20)
Hey! I've seen you on TV! (1:26:17)
Nice little place you have. (37:21)
See what you made me do. (1:24:50)
Don't worry. (56:20)
You'll be alright. (1:21:08)*
Bing! Bop-a-dop-a-dop-a-do-dow. (36:03)
See you. (23:21)*
Wow. Boy, that's fun. I can't get enough of that! (36:06)
(slight laugh) (36:08)

*From the original film without the MST3K riffing, linked in the timestamps to the original movie where they occur there.

From The Shout! Box Set #26 XXVI

MST3K The Mole People Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(weird sounds) (1:19:17)
(distant falling and screaming sound) (6:03)
(sung) I'd rather be in some dark hollow, where the sun don't ever shine. (1:07:50)
(falling scream and crash) Oh! (6:11)
Oh-oh, right in the coconut. Owwee. Ow. (34:51)
Where the hell did I come from? (32:24)
Ha-ha ha-ha-ha. (1:30:02)
Servo! Yeah? Ha-ha. (1:13:52)
Oh, how are you guys? (1:13:53)
I hate archaeology. (19:06)
Ah. Treasure these brief moments. (27:51)
Hey! (42:35)
You got cave rats? (1:05:33)
Whoa. (1:14:51)
Come on, plenty of D-Cell for everybody. (1:10:42)
Look am-skray. (1:01:18)
D'oh no. (1:01:29)
Eh heh the... (1:10:48)
Flashlight. (1:21:48)
Did you tighten the peet, John? (35:04)*
Oh crap. (1:18:26)
Doh ho ho! (1:25:18)
Uh huh. (35:07)

*I have no idea what he's saying here but it's to do with the rocks caving in.

From The Shout! Box Set #26 XXVI

Movie Clips

Ramada: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.

 Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Ogre:  I warned you.

Decoy Spies:  You want some coffee?

 Bill: I need the car keys.

 Latrine: Used to be Shithouse.

 Guard: You'll stay here till you rot! Well, you're free to go.

Dark Helmet: Come back you fat bearded bitch!

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