The Menu
The Episode
Woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh! (1:08:49)
Hey everybody, our captors are here. (15:28)
Your movie this week is Colossus and the Headhunters (5:17)
(music from the song Nummy Muffin CooCol Butter starts) (28:05)
I don't want Colossus and the Headhunters! (5:21)
What's a matter, little Frankie wankie goo-goo butter? (1:08:33)
Don't pay any attention to the big baby. (1:07:46)
Here, use snuggle. (5:06)
I don't want snuggle. (5:08)
Oh. (5:10)
Can I just ask, where's Colossus through all this? (1:15:01)
Relax and enjoy, naive fool. (4:58)
(sobbing) (5:01)
Nummy! (4:29)
Oh look at little nummy muffin coocol butter! (4:30)
How are you? Are you good? Are you? (4:32)
(squeaking) (4:26)
Uh. (cooing and happy pet sounds) Ahh. (1:30:55)
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
Saturday, August 31, 2019
Friday, August 30, 2019
MST3K Invasion USA Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Let's just talk (48:03)
Hey look at me! (8:21)
Castro's an okay guy. (26:47)
Whoa-ho! Got a live one here. (22:19)
(laughing) Let's get on with it here, please. (16:44)
Please. (16:46)
Alright. (4:36)
It's just that you're so incredibly stupid and wrong. (4:40)
Well, this certainly is pleasant. (10:10)
I'm quite a guy. (2:59)
Communist. I... (24:50)
Everybody likes me. (3:00)
And control and repression. (15:19)
Just so incredibly stupid and wrong! (4:43)
Ah, and every party needs a pooper. (26:06)
Even if it's the president. (7:23)
It's the end of the world as we know it, I feel fine. (48:41)
(laughing) I don't get it. (18:26)
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
The Episode
Let's just talk (48:03)
Hey look at me! (8:21)
Castro's an okay guy. (26:47)
Whoa-ho! Got a live one here. (22:19)
(laughing) Let's get on with it here, please. (16:44)
Please. (16:46)
Alright. (4:36)
It's just that you're so incredibly stupid and wrong. (4:40)
Well, this certainly is pleasant. (10:10)
I'm quite a guy. (2:59)
Communist. I... (24:50)
Everybody likes me. (3:00)
And control and repression. (15:19)
Just so incredibly stupid and wrong! (4:43)
Ah, and every party needs a pooper. (26:06)
Even if it's the president. (7:23)
It's the end of the world as we know it, I feel fine. (48:41)
(laughing) I don't get it. (18:26)
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
Sunday, August 4, 2019
MST3K Invasion of the Neptune Men Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
(music with alien sounds) (10:20 & 14:24-14:28)
(clanking noise) (16:22)
(squeaking sound) (13:37)
(some weird chicken sound) (13:04)
(kids alarmed in unison) (13:39)
What's that? (13:06)
(music with bell ringing) (8:10)
Ooh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
(gasp) (15:07)
Uhh! (15:10)
Eeh! (14:42)
Ohh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
Eeh! (14:42)
(gasp) (15:07)
Yahh! (14:36)
Ah! (14:54)
(whooshing sound)
Most of these sound bits are pulled directly from the original {Invasion of the Neptune Men} but there seem to be a few bits of the riffing from the MST3K episode thrown in. The whooshing sounds were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
(music with alien sounds) (10:20 & 14:24-14:28)
(clanking noise) (16:22)
(squeaking sound) (13:37)
(some weird chicken sound) (13:04)
(kids alarmed in unison) (13:39)
What's that? (13:06)
(music with bell ringing) (8:10)
Ooh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
(gasp) (15:07)
Uhh! (15:10)
Eeh! (14:42)
Ohh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
Eeh! (14:42)
(gasp) (15:07)
Yahh! (14:36)
Ah! (14:54)
(whooshing sound)
Most of these sound bits are pulled directly from the original {Invasion of the Neptune Men} but there seem to be a few bits of the riffing from the MST3K episode thrown in. The whooshing sounds were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
Saturday, August 3, 2019
MST3K The Horror Of Party Beach Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
(singing) Well yeah everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it now. (18:29)
(suspenseful music) (20:52 & 20:58)
(screaming) (29:20)
(monster sounds) (17:58)
(singing) Whoa-whoa-whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa-whoa-whoa, wobble wobble.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa whoa whoa whoa, wobble wobble.
Little bit of wiggle, and a little bit of wobble, and a, yeah come on mama.
Do it, do it, do it, doing it, now. (19:42)
*The riffing is absent in this menu, being pulled from the original film. Here's a crappy copy with bad sound quality of {The Horror of Party Beach} if you want to check it out. However the timestamps still apply to the MST3K episode.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
(singing) Well yeah everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it now. (18:29)
(suspenseful music) (20:52 & 20:58)
(screaming) (29:20)
(monster sounds) (17:58)
(singing) Whoa-whoa-whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa-whoa-whoa, wobble wobble.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa whoa whoa whoa, wobble wobble.
Little bit of wiggle, and a little bit of wobble, and a, yeah come on mama.
Do it, do it, do it, doing it, now. (19:42)
*The riffing is absent in this menu, being pulled from the original film. Here's a crappy copy with bad sound quality of {The Horror of Party Beach} if you want to check it out. However the timestamps still apply to the MST3K episode.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
Friday, August 2, 2019
MST3K Escape 2000 Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
(The film's closing theme music) (1:26:32)
Owhh! Oh my God, you coulda killed me, dude!*
Oh my God! Whoa!*
*These are nowhere in the episode at all and were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
(The film's closing theme music) (1:26:32)
Owhh! Oh my God, you coulda killed me, dude!*
Oh my God! Whoa!*
*These are nowhere in the episode at all and were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
Thursday, August 1, 2019
MST3K Human Duplicators Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Cosmic Agent Kolos, what is your report?
I wish to report to the Intergalactic Council that my carrier has arrived on
station as programmed. (10:51)
I await further orders. (10:58)
The primary objective of your mission to the planet Earth, is to establish a colony.
I understand the importance of the mission. (11:22)
I am not finished.
In the advanced society of the planet...
To aid in your mission is professor Vaughan Thornhammer.
Hammer?
Ham...Hammer?
Heimer, I think it's Heimer.
He is a respected scientist in this society.
I understand, master. (11:35)
If you are discovered, if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
Yes, but if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
(sighing) We have to say that for the gallery prism. (?)
In the event of your failure, you will be destroyed.
I understand, master. (11:35)
Okay. Well. Get on over to-through the tele-transporter and we'll take it out.
Vaughan Hamdinger!
Ahh-ahh-ahh! Ahh yes!
Hamdinger, that was it.
The green text indicates that those lines are added in by the menu creators and not in the MST3K episode at all.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
Cosmic Agent Kolos, what is your report?
I wish to report to the Intergalactic Council that my carrier has arrived on
station as programmed. (10:51)
I await further orders. (10:58)
The primary objective of your mission to the planet Earth, is to establish a colony.
I understand the importance of the mission. (11:22)
I am not finished.
In the advanced society of the planet...
To aid in your mission is professor Vaughan Thornhammer.
Hammer?
Ham...Hammer?
Heimer, I think it's Heimer.
He is a respected scientist in this society.
I understand, master. (11:35)
If you are discovered, if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
Yes, but if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
(sighing) We have to say that for the gallery prism. (?)
In the event of your failure, you will be destroyed.
I understand, master. (11:35)
Okay. Well. Get on over to-through the tele-transporter and we'll take it out.
Vaughan Hamdinger!
Ahh-ahh-ahh! Ahh yes!
Hamdinger, that was it.
The green text indicates that those lines are added in by the menu creators and not in the MST3K episode at all.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
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