MST3K This Island Earth Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Movie

What is this? (21:46)
Well, let's see what this baby can do. (48:50)
Aghhh! Ooh. (28:23)
What is that, hmm? (4:39)
Oh mommy! (01:00:11)
(sounds of fear) (01:04:39)
Your friends are here. (46:19)
(whispering) Shh, be quiet, we go that way. (42:55)
(whispering) Sh-sh we're in a whole lotta trouble get your parachute on. (32:29)
Why? (01:00:02)
Cause it's time to die. (32:41)
Oh hi, Mike! (5:25)
Yeah right, okay, let's see here. (26:51)
(metal scraping sounds) Don't! (scream) (27:59)
Farther toward the kill zone, please. (24:23)
Hey! What are you doing? You're sitting on me! (31:13)
God, I'm good. (24:27)
(crying) (44:54)
Oh good one, Mike! (28:33)
Oh there. (44:56)
Well! (51:49)
Into the hot tub? (37:44)
I'm a little busy! (44:18)
Uh, no. (39:42)
I dare you. (39:49)
Naa-nu. (24:02)
Naa-nu. Dum, dum, dum, dum. (47:44)
(giggling) (43:06)

The movie is extremely hard to find uploaded anywhere. This isn't the MST3K version but for now, it's all I got. And please note that some episodes were constantly being targeted by youtube and I had to use alternate video links to other titles as well. Those being 'Revenge of the Creature', 'Final Justice' and 'The Castle Of Fu Manchu' which were all available at MST3K Club & Shout Factory TV. And this completes the menu ensembles.

MST3K Manos The Hands Of Fate Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Hey look. (16:55)
(gasp) (36:07)
What are you doing here? (1:03:47)
Hey boy. (1:03:00)
The master will be very disturbed. (30:32)
Doggie go walkies? Hmm? Is that a good doggie? Yes! (53:39)
Oh-oh! (35:09)
Silence! Silence! (59:24) (original 39:59)*
You could hurt me? (14:55)
Kill! Kill! (1:14:11)
Whack him. Whack him good. (10:25)
Rreehrr reehrr! Reehr! (1:00:20)
Through! (50:39) (original 30:30)*
Through! (50:39) (original 30:30)*
Do you hear me?! (50:39) (original 30:31)*
Waahb. (50:20)
Ouhh. Got him right in the sweet spot. (51:59)
Ugh, look at the pile he left. (35:52)
So, once again, in case you forgot, Manos, the hands of fate. (22:22)
It's starting over! No, no, no! (1:28:05)

*From the original film {Manos: The Hands Of Fate} without the riffing but
the MST3K timestamps where these bits occur in the episode are included,
and one line is looped to repeat twice in the menu.

MST3K Diabolik Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Diabolik! (13:11)
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' up dough. (1:07:21)
D-Diabo? (1:01:39)
Guys, he sees us! (38:31)
Diab? How you doing? (1:01:41)
What's your price? (53:56)
Can I have another Ho Ho? (30:54)
All you got to do is push that button. (55:41)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hang on. (1:00:32)
Get it! (1:19:37)
Well, you guys have never tricked me so I guess it's okay. (1:27:04)
Right. (54:03)
It's gonna be great. (53:42)
Go ahead. (55:40)
Here goes! (beep) Wha-ooh-ooh... (25:59)
Hooray! (celebrating) We did it! Ha ha! We did it! (5:24)
Well, I mean we didn't really do it, but... (5:29)
This is most unprofessional. (55:49)
Well it was done by someone! (5:31)
(celebrating) Yes! Someone did it! It was done! (5:32)
Ha ha ha! Hoorah! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!... (5:35)
(maniacal laughter) Okay yeah, it's not that funny. (13:23)

From The Shout! Box Set #39 XXXIX

MST3K The Amazing Transparent Man Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

You need anything, Poopie? (42:22)
Good morning. (58:38)
I have no idea what I'm doing. (23:30)
Servo! My God! I-I don't believe this. (2:26)
This has nothing to do with you, go on. (22:30)
I don't mean to interrupt, but uh... (2:35)
Unless something goes wrong, heh heh. (1:00:09)
Huh? (10:11)
Don't do that! (1:02:02)
(singing) Keep your eye on the guinea pig! (42:55)
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whooaaah-ahhh-whooo! (27:36)
Uh. You don't have to hold it there. (24:40)
Ah, now you can barely see him. (31:21)
Oh great! I'm just transparent-ish. (1:15:07)
He's always getting into one scrape after another. (27:45)
(laughing) (27:47)
Oh well, who needs fingers? (21:51)

From The Shout! Box Set #39 XXXIX

MST3K Girls Town Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Yes, it's teenage hunk with Les Brown and his Band of Renown. (15:18)
(scatting) what's going on? (8:30)
Howdy! (9:00)
(singing) Listen to me, girl (yeah) (10:41)
(singing) Watch your P's and Q's (uh-huh) (10:43)
(singing) Or you're gonna have the girls town (ooh) blues! (10:44)
(singing) You go to Girl's Town (10:47)
Boo! (1:23:22)
Well if that's the way you want it. (1:25:05)
Golly, I just really love to scat! (22:34)
I think you're a zooful of weirdies. (45:06)
Well, later on, then. (9:03)
She bought it. Come on, let's scram. (1:09:01)
She-da-do-du-wah? (8:58)
Look out he's gonna scat! Nagh! (14:56)
Du-da-du-da-de-da-da-da. Stop it. Okay. (23:37)

From The Shout! Box Set #39 XXXIX

MST3K Track Of The Moon Beast Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(intro music for California Lady) (26:10) (original 19:52)
I'm hung out in Chicago (27:14) (original 20:56)
With a California mind
Lady love and Lord above
These city mountains aren't my kind
Oh I've been wandering in circles
With just a guitar in my hand
Playing all them funky bar rooms
And drinking more than I can stand
California lady, won't you bring your love to me?
California lady, she's the one I wanna see.
My California lady
My California lady
My California lady
(music stops) (28:15) (original 21:58)
And now, from all of us here at Track of the Moon Beast, goodnight. (46:32)

*The menu song draws from the original film {Track of the Moon Beast} but the MST3K timestamps where the song occurs in the episode are included here as well.

From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII

MST3K High School Big Shot Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Hey, Clay, have you seen my dinosaur anywhere? (1:30:51)
Aghh! (4:50)
Well, your movie this week is a real treat. (5:03)
(baby dinosaur bites) Ow! Jeez! Ah! Ah! Oh! (5:06)
No. (5:09)
I have nothing to say or feel about this situation. (33:37)
(projector starting)*
(singing) A high school big shot. (27:56)
That would be a specialty bread. (26:39)
(singing) Woo-yeah, high school big shot. (28:01)
Using them horns, yeah come on! (28:19)
Another great thing about bread, it's really great when you... (24:47)
Yeah that's fine. (24:50)
(singing) He's a big shot in high school. (28:09)
Big shot, big shot, big shot, big shot, big shot, big shot! (28:12)
(jazzy vocal) Big shot, hey! (jazzy vocalizing) (28:41)
Hit me. (28:47)
(projector stops)*

*The projector sounds are added sound effects.

From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII