The Menu
The Episode
Hey, Clay, have you seen my dinosaur anywhere? (1:30:51)
Aghh! (4:50)
Well, your movie this week is a real treat. (5:03)
(baby dinosaur bites) Ow! Jeez! Ah! Ah! Oh! (5:06)
No. (5:09)
I have nothing to say or feel about this situation. (33:37)
(projector starting)*
(singing) A high school big shot. (27:56)
That would be a specialty bread. (26:39)
(singing) Woo-yeah, high school big shot. (28:01)
Using them horns, yeah come on! (28:19)
Another great thing about bread, it's really great when you... (24:47)
Yeah that's fine. (24:50)
(singing) He's a big shot in high school. (28:09)
Big shot, big shot, big shot, big shot, big shot, big shot! (28:12)
(jazzy vocal) Big shot, hey! (jazzy vocalizing) (28:41)
Hit me. (28:47)
(projector stops)*
*The projector sounds are added sound effects.
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
Sunday, September 1, 2019
Saturday, August 31, 2019
MST3K Colossus And The Headhunters Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh! (1:08:49)
Hey everybody, our captors are here. (15:28)
Your movie this week is Colossus and the Headhunters (5:17)
(music from the song Nummy Muffin CooCol Butter starts) (28:05)
I don't want Colossus and the Headhunters! (5:21)
What's a matter, little Frankie wankie goo-goo butter? (1:08:33)
Don't pay any attention to the big baby. (1:07:46)
Here, use snuggle. (5:06)
I don't want snuggle. (5:08)
Oh. (5:10)
Can I just ask, where's Colossus through all this? (1:15:01)
Relax and enjoy, naive fool. (4:58)
(sobbing) (5:01)
Nummy! (4:29)
Oh look at little nummy muffin coocol butter! (4:30)
How are you? Are you good? Are you? (4:32)
(squeaking) (4:26)
Uh. (cooing and happy pet sounds) Ahh. (1:30:55)
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
The Episode
Woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh! (1:08:49)
Hey everybody, our captors are here. (15:28)
Your movie this week is Colossus and the Headhunters (5:17)
(music from the song Nummy Muffin CooCol Butter starts) (28:05)
I don't want Colossus and the Headhunters! (5:21)
What's a matter, little Frankie wankie goo-goo butter? (1:08:33)
Don't pay any attention to the big baby. (1:07:46)
Here, use snuggle. (5:06)
I don't want snuggle. (5:08)
Oh. (5:10)
Can I just ask, where's Colossus through all this? (1:15:01)
Relax and enjoy, naive fool. (4:58)
(sobbing) (5:01)
Nummy! (4:29)
Oh look at little nummy muffin coocol butter! (4:30)
How are you? Are you good? Are you? (4:32)
(squeaking) (4:26)
Uh. (cooing and happy pet sounds) Ahh. (1:30:55)
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
Friday, August 30, 2019
MST3K Invasion USA Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Let's just talk (48:03)
Hey look at me! (8:21)
Castro's an okay guy. (26:47)
Whoa-ho! Got a live one here. (22:19)
(laughing) Let's get on with it here, please. (16:44)
Please. (16:46)
Alright. (4:36)
It's just that you're so incredibly stupid and wrong. (4:40)
Well, this certainly is pleasant. (10:10)
I'm quite a guy. (2:59)
Communist. I... (24:50)
Everybody likes me. (3:00)
And control and repression. (15:19)
Just so incredibly stupid and wrong! (4:43)
Ah, and every party needs a pooper. (26:06)
Even if it's the president. (7:23)
It's the end of the world as we know it, I feel fine. (48:41)
(laughing) I don't get it. (18:26)
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
The Episode
Let's just talk (48:03)
Hey look at me! (8:21)
Castro's an okay guy. (26:47)
Whoa-ho! Got a live one here. (22:19)
(laughing) Let's get on with it here, please. (16:44)
Please. (16:46)
Alright. (4:36)
It's just that you're so incredibly stupid and wrong. (4:40)
Well, this certainly is pleasant. (10:10)
I'm quite a guy. (2:59)
Communist. I... (24:50)
Everybody likes me. (3:00)
And control and repression. (15:19)
Just so incredibly stupid and wrong! (4:43)
Ah, and every party needs a pooper. (26:06)
Even if it's the president. (7:23)
It's the end of the world as we know it, I feel fine. (48:41)
(laughing) I don't get it. (18:26)
From The Shout! Box Set #38 XXXVIII
Sunday, August 4, 2019
MST3K Invasion of the Neptune Men Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
(music with alien sounds) (10:20 & 14:24-14:28)
(clanking noise) (16:22)
(squeaking sound) (13:37)
(some weird chicken sound) (13:04)
(kids alarmed in unison) (13:39)
What's that? (13:06)
(music with bell ringing) (8:10)
Ooh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
(gasp) (15:07)
Uhh! (15:10)
Eeh! (14:42)
Ohh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
Eeh! (14:42)
(gasp) (15:07)
Yahh! (14:36)
Ah! (14:54)
(whooshing sound)
Most of these sound bits are pulled directly from the original {Invasion of the Neptune Men} but there seem to be a few bits of the riffing from the MST3K episode thrown in. The whooshing sounds were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
(music with alien sounds) (10:20 & 14:24-14:28)
(clanking noise) (16:22)
(squeaking sound) (13:37)
(some weird chicken sound) (13:04)
(kids alarmed in unison) (13:39)
What's that? (13:06)
(music with bell ringing) (8:10)
Ooh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
(gasp) (15:07)
Uhh! (15:10)
Eeh! (14:42)
Ohh! (14:38)
Yahh! (14:36)
Eeh! (14:42)
(gasp) (15:07)
Yahh! (14:36)
Ah! (14:54)
(whooshing sound)
Most of these sound bits are pulled directly from the original {Invasion of the Neptune Men} but there seem to be a few bits of the riffing from the MST3K episode thrown in. The whooshing sounds were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
Saturday, August 3, 2019
MST3K The Horror Of Party Beach Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
(singing) Well yeah everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it now. (18:29)
(suspenseful music) (20:52 & 20:58)
(screaming) (29:20)
(monster sounds) (17:58)
(singing) Whoa-whoa-whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa-whoa-whoa, wobble wobble.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa whoa whoa whoa, wobble wobble.
Little bit of wiggle, and a little bit of wobble, and a, yeah come on mama.
Do it, do it, do it, doing it, now. (19:42)
*The riffing is absent in this menu, being pulled from the original film. Here's a crappy copy with bad sound quality of {The Horror of Party Beach} if you want to check it out. However the timestamps still apply to the MST3K episode.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
(singing) Well yeah everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it, doing it now. (18:29)
(suspenseful music) (20:52 & 20:58)
(screaming) (29:20)
(monster sounds) (17:58)
(singing) Whoa-whoa-whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa-whoa-whoa, wobble wobble.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, wiggle wiggle, whoa whoa whoa whoa, wobble wobble.
Little bit of wiggle, and a little bit of wobble, and a, yeah come on mama.
Do it, do it, do it, doing it, now. (19:42)
*The riffing is absent in this menu, being pulled from the original film. Here's a crappy copy with bad sound quality of {The Horror of Party Beach} if you want to check it out. However the timestamps still apply to the MST3K episode.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
Friday, August 2, 2019
MST3K Escape 2000 Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
(The film's closing theme music) (1:26:32)
Owhh! Oh my God, you coulda killed me, dude!*
Oh my God! Whoa!*
*These are nowhere in the episode at all and were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
(The film's closing theme music) (1:26:32)
Owhh! Oh my God, you coulda killed me, dude!*
Oh my God! Whoa!*
*These are nowhere in the episode at all and were added in by the menu creators.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
Thursday, August 1, 2019
MST3K Human Duplicators Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Cosmic Agent Kolos, what is your report?
I wish to report to the Intergalactic Council that my carrier has arrived on
station as programmed. (10:51)
I await further orders. (10:58)
The primary objective of your mission to the planet Earth, is to establish a colony.
I understand the importance of the mission. (11:22)
I am not finished.
In the advanced society of the planet...
To aid in your mission is professor Vaughan Thornhammer.
Hammer?
Ham...Hammer?
Heimer, I think it's Heimer.
He is a respected scientist in this society.
I understand, master. (11:35)
If you are discovered, if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
Yes, but if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
(sighing) We have to say that for the gallery prism. (?)
In the event of your failure, you will be destroyed.
I understand, master. (11:35)
Okay. Well. Get on over to-through the tele-transporter and we'll take it out.
Vaughan Hamdinger!
Ahh-ahh-ahh! Ahh yes!
Hamdinger, that was it.
The green text indicates that those lines are added in by the menu creators and not in the MST3K episode at all.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
The Episode
Cosmic Agent Kolos, what is your report?
I wish to report to the Intergalactic Council that my carrier has arrived on
station as programmed. (10:51)
I await further orders. (10:58)
The primary objective of your mission to the planet Earth, is to establish a colony.
I understand the importance of the mission. (11:22)
I am not finished.
In the advanced society of the planet...
To aid in your mission is professor Vaughan Thornhammer.
Hammer?
Ham...Hammer?
Heimer, I think it's Heimer.
He is a respected scientist in this society.
I understand, master. (11:35)
If you are discovered, if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
Yes, but if you should fail...
I will not fail. (11:45)
(sighing) We have to say that for the gallery prism. (?)
In the event of your failure, you will be destroyed.
I understand, master. (11:35)
Okay. Well. Get on over to-through the tele-transporter and we'll take it out.
Vaughan Hamdinger!
Ahh-ahh-ahh! Ahh yes!
Hamdinger, that was it.
The green text indicates that those lines are added in by the menu creators and not in the MST3K episode at all.
From The Shout! Box Set #37 XXXVII
Thursday, October 18, 2018
MST3K Stranded In Space Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Now let's see if we can strand this baby. (6:43)
Eh, stick it baldy. (55:55)
What was that? (55:57)
Ah nothing sir, I said I'd get 'em all. (55:58)
That one doesn't work anymore. (6:32)
I had Jell-O today. (1:00:08)
Cool! Wow! (1:26:39)
Jell-O? (11:18)
Yeah I'm not going that far. (26:16)
Really? (37:33)
Hmm. Hmm. (1:22:42)
Ah, what the heck. (1:32:22)
Wait a minute. (1:26:28)
Seizure! Oh! Ah! (8:25)
Uh! Ah! Oh that one. (24:45)
(out of breath breathing) (1:26:23)
Now see what did that have to do with the movie? (6:22)
Nothing. Nothing. (6:24)
From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI
The Episode
Now let's see if we can strand this baby. (6:43)
Eh, stick it baldy. (55:55)
What was that? (55:57)
Ah nothing sir, I said I'd get 'em all. (55:58)
That one doesn't work anymore. (6:32)
I had Jell-O today. (1:00:08)
Cool! Wow! (1:26:39)
Jell-O? (11:18)
Yeah I'm not going that far. (26:16)
Really? (37:33)
Hmm. Hmm. (1:22:42)
Ah, what the heck. (1:32:22)
Wait a minute. (1:26:28)
Seizure! Oh! Ah! (8:25)
Uh! Ah! Oh that one. (24:45)
(out of breath breathing) (1:26:23)
Now see what did that have to do with the movie? (6:22)
Nothing. Nothing. (6:24)
From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
MST3K The Incredible Melting Man Menu Ensembles
The Menu (Skin Version)
The Menu (No Skin Version)
The Episode
Skin Version Menu
No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:34)
Ahh! (1:29:00)
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Oh! (1:22:29)
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)
No Skin Version Menu
No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:24)*
Ugh?! (1:29:18)**
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Ooh whoa. (1:22:36)*
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
Oh! (1:22:34)*
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
Oh. (1:22:29)*
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)
Ohh-ohh (1:22:29)*
Ohh! (1:22:34)*
*There are two menus, but only by a few added sound bits and lines as well as the visuals.
**And one sound replacement in regards to the "Skin Version" menu.
From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI
The Menu (No Skin Version)
The Episode
Skin Version Menu
No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:34)
Ahh! (1:29:00)
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Oh! (1:22:29)
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)
No Skin Version Menu
No one has ever seen anything like this. (7:37)
It's pretty up here. (1:18:00)
They have Jell-O today, Steve. (27:21)
Magnificent! (8:13)
Somebody better start melting pretty soon or I'm gonna lose patience. (6:37)
Well I wouldn't worry about it. (18:06)
(ringing sound) Guh-shooo (49:41)
Oh! (1:22:24)*
Ugh?! (1:29:18)**
Otchka melting man. (19:50)
Ooh whoa. (1:22:36)*
D'oh. Oh my stars. (32:05)
God, I've never seen a man puddle like this. (1:09:57)
Oh! (1:22:34)*
So is this the incredible part? (56:54)
Uh! (1:25:04)
Not good. (32:26)
Oh. (1:22:29)*
You know, he may not recover from this. (1:23:01)
Really, thank you, you've been great. (7:20)
Thank you. (4:47)
Ohh-ohh (1:22:29)*
Ohh! (1:22:34)*
*There are two menus, but only by a few added sound bits and lines as well as the visuals.
**And one sound replacement in regards to the "Skin Version" menu.
From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI
Tuesday, October 16, 2018
MST3K City Limits & Riding With Death Menu Ensembles
The Menu
The Episode
(The film's opening theme music) (10:31)
The Menu
The Episode
(The film's opening theme music) (6:26)
From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI
The Episode
(The film's opening theme music) (10:31)
The Menu
The Episode
(The film's opening theme music) (6:26)
From The Shout! Box Set #36 XXXVI
Friday, October 12, 2018
MST3K Deathstalker & Warriors From Hell Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Doodooloodoodoodoot (vocalizing) (1:25:27)
Hey act natural. (31:19)
Oh you're here. (1:20:58)
He's Batman. (10:59)
Squeak, squeak, (giggling), squeak. (26:23)
Five bucks. Oh hi, okay. Why me? (23:31)
This is great. (24:33)
Be careful, honey. (26:21)
Geez, what a cold fish. (23:44)
(three whirring sounds in a row) (30:49)
Uh, uuh, uhh. (1:18:13)
You have to hold still. (1:13:39)
Uh, uhh. (1:18:16)
Oh mama. (9:49)
What do you think? Huh? Huh? Like it, hmm? (1:05:21)
Uugh. (2:53)
That's entertainment! (laughing) (34:57)
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
The Episode
Doodooloodoodoodoot (vocalizing) (1:25:27)
Hey act natural. (31:19)
Oh you're here. (1:20:58)
He's Batman. (10:59)
Squeak, squeak, (giggling), squeak. (26:23)
Five bucks. Oh hi, okay. Why me? (23:31)
This is great. (24:33)
Be careful, honey. (26:21)
Geez, what a cold fish. (23:44)
(three whirring sounds in a row) (30:49)
Uh, uuh, uhh. (1:18:13)
You have to hold still. (1:13:39)
Uh, uhh. (1:18:16)
Oh mama. (9:49)
What do you think? Huh? Huh? Like it, hmm? (1:05:21)
Uugh. (2:53)
That's entertainment! (laughing) (34:57)
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
MST3K 12 to the Moon Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Uh, there's a thing there, that thing right there. (47:37)
Is it evil, what do you think? (1:01:12)
Go on, touch it! I dare ya! Touch it! Touch it. (52:27)
Teh! Oh that's gonna make the rocket go? (23:53)
Just hope you know what you're doing? (43:49)
You guys have to follow me everywhere? (45:20)
Alright, you ready? (4:58)
I can't go, I got a family. (1:20:47)
What is your problem?! (5:08)
What? (48:13)
I'm sorry. (31:47)
Parkay. (0:29 *a)
Hi! (17:36)
What's going on down there? (50:53 *b)
Hey. Who is that? (42:05)
What the hell do you know about it? (1:07:19 *b)
Oh boy, what's this, six to the moon? (55:14)
(flute sound) Ahh! Ah! (7:08 *c)
Mister B Natural, at your service. (7:16 *c)
Ugh! (8:27)
Ohh! (45:53)
Fire in the hole. (52:08)
(explosion) (52:09)
Whoa! (16:31)
Whoo! (45:49)
(slight giggle) (54:47)
*a is from the menu {Daddy-O}
*b is from the episode {Space Travelers}
*c is from the episode {War of the Colossal Beast}
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
The Episode
Uh, there's a thing there, that thing right there. (47:37)
Is it evil, what do you think? (1:01:12)
Go on, touch it! I dare ya! Touch it! Touch it. (52:27)
Teh! Oh that's gonna make the rocket go? (23:53)
Just hope you know what you're doing? (43:49)
You guys have to follow me everywhere? (45:20)
Alright, you ready? (4:58)
I can't go, I got a family. (1:20:47)
What is your problem?! (5:08)
What? (48:13)
I'm sorry. (31:47)
Parkay. (0:29 *a)
Hi! (17:36)
What's going on down there? (50:53 *b)
Hey. Who is that? (42:05)
What the hell do you know about it? (1:07:19 *b)
Oh boy, what's this, six to the moon? (55:14)
(flute sound) Ahh! Ah! (7:08 *c)
Mister B Natural, at your service. (7:16 *c)
Ugh! (8:27)
Ohh! (45:53)
Fire in the hole. (52:08)
(explosion) (52:09)
Whoa! (16:31)
Whoo! (45:49)
(slight giggle) (54:47)
*a is from the menu {Daddy-O}
*b is from the episode {Space Travelers}
*c is from the episode {War of the Colossal Beast}
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
Monday, October 8, 2018
MST3K Being From Another Planet Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Ta-da! (1:24:01)
Isis, the god of love. (6:29)
(laughing) (35:23)
Ah, well. (21:04)
No, it's that thing again! (46:28)
Oh boy, here comes that evil asthmatic. (1:08:56)
Ooh! Nuh! (41:50)
Ooh look at his hand! (50:43)
Hehehuh shiny heh. (36:21)
(imitating Jack Palance) Choose wisely. (5:18)
Donuts! (46:25)
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
The Episode
Ta-da! (1:24:01)
Isis, the god of love. (6:29)
(laughing) (35:23)
Ah, well. (21:04)
No, it's that thing again! (46:28)
Oh boy, here comes that evil asthmatic. (1:08:56)
Ooh! Nuh! (41:50)
Ooh look at his hand! (50:43)
Hehehuh shiny heh. (36:21)
(imitating Jack Palance) Choose wisely. (5:18)
Donuts! (46:25)
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
Sunday, October 7, 2018
MST3K Teenage Cave Man Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Doodoodoo, doodoodoo...d'huh? (1:23:04)
What's this? (1:28:56)
Ross. (20:25)
Oh him again. (1:06:35)
I'm Trumpy! Oh yeah. (54:35)
What a dope. (1:21:34)
Hey buddy, want an apple? Hahahah. (53:25)
Whoa! (16:54)
Uh oh. (59:37)
That's nice. (18:34)
Hmm? Uh, let me guess, he's evil? (1:08:41)
I love you, come on, you can say it. Come on. (1:19:53)
Uh I love you too. (1:19:57)
Wild cat! (16:42)
(laughing) (1:16:00)
That guy's pretty, that guy's funny. Yeah actually. (1:16:03)
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
The Episode
Doodoodoo, doodoodoo...d'huh? (1:23:04)
What's this? (1:28:56)
Ross. (20:25)
Oh him again. (1:06:35)
I'm Trumpy! Oh yeah. (54:35)
What a dope. (1:21:34)
Hey buddy, want an apple? Hahahah. (53:25)
Whoa! (16:54)
Uh oh. (59:37)
That's nice. (18:34)
Hmm? Uh, let me guess, he's evil? (1:08:41)
I love you, come on, you can say it. Come on. (1:19:53)
Uh I love you too. (1:19:57)
Wild cat! (16:42)
(laughing) (1:16:00)
That guy's pretty, that guy's funny. Yeah actually. (1:16:03)
From The Shout! Box Set #35 XXXV
Saturday, October 6, 2018
MST3K The She-Creature Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Come back, come back, gotta... (35:26)
K, I'm under your command but do you have to micro-manage me? (56:28)
Uh, who jiffed in here? Ewh! (1:19:11)
Hi. (1:12:47)
Don't let it all hang down, please. (19:46)
Oh how convenient. (50:07)
Well he is kinda cute. (58:02)*
(singing) I don't know how to love him. (58:04)
No bad! (1:24:28)
Please, pretty please. (52:47)
No! No! (1:24:30)
Oh we don't have to. (35:18)
Oh cut the crap! (56:33)
(breathing) (58:53)**
D'ugh! (1:25:51)
That had no affect on me. (1:17:03)
Starts kinda slow and then fizzles out altogether. (40:53)
She creature, teh! (5:16)
Go creep some fish ya square head! (39:07)
Hmm-heh-nyeh. (41:50)
*This line was obviously spliced in a way to sound like Crow is saying 'she' instead of 'he'.
**Looped.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
The Episode
Come back, come back, gotta... (35:26)
K, I'm under your command but do you have to micro-manage me? (56:28)
Uh, who jiffed in here? Ewh! (1:19:11)
Hi. (1:12:47)
Don't let it all hang down, please. (19:46)
Oh how convenient. (50:07)
Well he is kinda cute. (58:02)*
(singing) I don't know how to love him. (58:04)
No bad! (1:24:28)
Please, pretty please. (52:47)
No! No! (1:24:30)
Oh we don't have to. (35:18)
Oh cut the crap! (56:33)
(breathing) (58:53)**
D'ugh! (1:25:51)
That had no affect on me. (1:17:03)
Starts kinda slow and then fizzles out altogether. (40:53)
She creature, teh! (5:16)
Go creep some fish ya square head! (39:07)
Hmm-heh-nyeh. (41:50)
*This line was obviously spliced in a way to sound like Crow is saying 'she' instead of 'he'.
**Looped.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
Friday, October 5, 2018
MST3K The Undead Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
(laughing) Hello Mike. (1:25:21)
I'm an imp! (1:09:55)
Imp. (1:25:23)
You care to make a wager, friend? (1:20:18)
So let's recap, what exactly is the agreement here? (1:03:37)
I knew you'd dabble in my art one day. (1:02:37)
I trust you implicitly. (39:39)
Uh, that's it. We're doomed. Yeah. (7:32)
(laughing) (1:04:04)
Huh, parallel universe. (51:35)
What were we talking about? (54:40)
Next. Now serving number seventy-two. (1:03:42)
Hi, who are you? (46:34)
I am the fool Smolkin, bewitched and robbed of all his senses. (22:03)*
'Cuse me, gotta find a litterbox. (27:50)
(meow meow)**
This makes no sense. (1:18:12)
Whoo, it's bad this time. (3:27)
Pass. (1:17:59)
I know you. (1:02:25)
Please get me out of this film. (36:47)
Leave me alone, you booger. (1:15:27)
There. Sure glad I don't look stupid in this. (56:41)
Bottomline, can we kill the imp? Please. (1:13:25)
*Without the Mike's giggling.
**Added sound effect, not in the episode as far as I know.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
The Episode
(laughing) Hello Mike. (1:25:21)
I'm an imp! (1:09:55)
Imp. (1:25:23)
You care to make a wager, friend? (1:20:18)
So let's recap, what exactly is the agreement here? (1:03:37)
I knew you'd dabble in my art one day. (1:02:37)
I trust you implicitly. (39:39)
Uh, that's it. We're doomed. Yeah. (7:32)
(laughing) (1:04:04)
Huh, parallel universe. (51:35)
What were we talking about? (54:40)
Next. Now serving number seventy-two. (1:03:42)
Hi, who are you? (46:34)
I am the fool Smolkin, bewitched and robbed of all his senses. (22:03)*
'Cuse me, gotta find a litterbox. (27:50)
(meow meow)**
This makes no sense. (1:18:12)
Whoo, it's bad this time. (3:27)
Pass. (1:17:59)
I know you. (1:02:25)
Please get me out of this film. (36:47)
Leave me alone, you booger. (1:15:27)
There. Sure glad I don't look stupid in this. (56:41)
Bottomline, can we kill the imp? Please. (1:13:25)
*Without the Mike's giggling.
**Added sound effect, not in the episode as far as I know.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
Thursday, October 4, 2018
MST3K War Of The Colossal Beast Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
You get that? (31:04)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Breasts. Uh-Huh? (24:18)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:11)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:11)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
(flute sound) Ahh! Ah! (7:08)
When you reach for that music over there to make you feel better, you... (12:11)
(gasp) (31:22)
I got your message! (12:14)
Go away! (12:46)
No don't. Let's get acquainted! No, let's not! (7:13)
We gotta go. (1:12:22)
Fun and laughter and music! Hey, tone it down, lady! (8:45)
Does this bug you, Glen? (1:15:40)
I think he's hungry again. (1:05:37)
No! (14:48)
Yo! (moaning) Here! (1:01:57)
What are you doing, senor? Hey! (54:12)
Blasphemy! (13:01)
(painful groan) (1:03:09)
Ow! (1:31:35)
(another painful groan) (1:03:10)
(groan) (1:02:10)
Hnuh! (11:53)
*The clicking sound where Crow is throwing some switches had been added by Dave Long.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
The Episode
You get that? (31:04)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Breasts. Uh-Huh? (24:18)
Ah! Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:10)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:11)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
Mm-Mmm (smacking sound) (51:11)
Breasts. Uh-huh? (24:18)
Ah! (51:10)
Bragger. (47:29)
(flute sound) Ahh! Ah! (7:08)
When you reach for that music over there to make you feel better, you... (12:11)
(gasp) (31:22)
I got your message! (12:14)
Go away! (12:46)
No don't. Let's get acquainted! No, let's not! (7:13)
We gotta go. (1:12:22)
Fun and laughter and music! Hey, tone it down, lady! (8:45)
Does this bug you, Glen? (1:15:40)
I think he's hungry again. (1:05:37)
No! (14:48)
Yo! (moaning) Here! (1:01:57)
What are you doing, senor? Hey! (54:12)
Blasphemy! (13:01)
(painful groan) (1:03:09)
Ow! (1:31:35)
(another painful groan) (1:03:10)
(groan) (1:02:10)
Hnuh! (11:53)
*The clicking sound where Crow is throwing some switches had been added by Dave Long.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
MST3K The Viking Women And The Sea Serpent Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
The saga of viking women and their voyage to the waters of the great
sea serpent (29:14)
(mimicking trumpet sound) (52:43)
Ah! Senya, my son. (50:04)
I'm Spunky the warrior boy! Whoo! Ha! Who's on? (1:20:57)
Once the sacrificial fires have been lighted, the gods demand their victim. (1:21:46)
Oh I don't know. (20:01)
Enough time wasted! (1:02:19)
Light the fire. (1:18:34)
You don't mind, do you? Thank you. (1:06:35)
Okay, this one's for waffles. (57:35)
I'm the god of hellfire! (laughing) (1:18:45)
Ahh! (52:38) & (54:48)* & (1:35:56)**
You okay? (59:55)
You, well, nevermind. (49:13)
Didn't go well, did it? (1:17:06)
*These sounds are over-imposed to make the sound of more than one screaming character.
**May or may not be part of the effect but it does lend to the same sort of screaming sound.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
The Episode
The saga of viking women and their voyage to the waters of the great
sea serpent (29:14)
(mimicking trumpet sound) (52:43)
Ah! Senya, my son. (50:04)
I'm Spunky the warrior boy! Whoo! Ha! Who's on? (1:20:57)
Once the sacrificial fires have been lighted, the gods demand their victim. (1:21:46)
Oh I don't know. (20:01)
Enough time wasted! (1:02:19)
Light the fire. (1:18:34)
You don't mind, do you? Thank you. (1:06:35)
Okay, this one's for waffles. (57:35)
I'm the god of hellfire! (laughing) (1:18:45)
Ahh! (52:38) & (54:48)* & (1:35:56)**
You okay? (59:55)
You, well, nevermind. (49:13)
Didn't go well, did it? (1:17:06)
*These sounds are over-imposed to make the sound of more than one screaming character.
**May or may not be part of the effect but it does lend to the same sort of screaming sound.
From The Shout! Box Set #34 XXXIV
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
Song Break - A Song About The 70s & The 50s Literally
Back in the Funky 70s
The party did never stop
The city of Pompeii was doing alright
But Vesuvius blew her top
Ow! Ow! Back in the Super Bad 70s
The Roman Empire still reigned supreme
Emperor Titus came to power
And he finished up the coliseum
Back in the Funkadelic 70s
Egyptian wheat was slow...
Egyptian wheat was(*)
Do you remember the 50s
When Emperor Claudius died?
The Apostle Paul traveled to Greece...
And preached the gospel wide
Monday, October 1, 2018
MST3K Daddy-O Menu Ensemble
The Menu
The Episode
Well how about it? (27:57)
You've beaten the first challenge, time to move to level two. (1:27:45)
(raspberry sound) (1:09:14)
Anything goes, Daddy O! (30:33)
When is that butter going to get here? (1:09:09)
Come on, don't be a bad sport. (33:43)
Tsk, ahem, mm. Ah! (4:20)
He's mad at me. (27:31)
Uh huh. (4:15)
Yeah? (49:58)
Hmm. (4:16)
Want some? (mmm) (39:24)
Go on. (1:18:47)
(sniff sniff sniff) (4:14)
Well, clue me. (1:00:28)
(slapping sound and apple hitting a wall) (39:25)
Want some? (1:30:42)
(gasp) What? (34:26)
Don't worry, I got the message. (27:25)
What? What?! (50:00)
Don't blame me! (39:36)
Or bring any butter. (1:04:05)
Parque. *
Butter. (57:43)
Parque. *
That burns my butter. (1:13:30)
Parque. *
No, no. (1:01:03)
Get lost, Daddy O. (1:04:32)
*The line is actually from the old 'Parkay' (spelled differently in the menu animation) commercials and is nowhere in this episode or segments. A voice-over is used for the menu and not taken from any of the broadcast commercials. A sample of the TV ad being referred to can be seen here.
From The Shout! Box Set #33 XXXIII
The Episode
Well how about it? (27:57)
You've beaten the first challenge, time to move to level two. (1:27:45)
(raspberry sound) (1:09:14)
Anything goes, Daddy O! (30:33)
When is that butter going to get here? (1:09:09)
Come on, don't be a bad sport. (33:43)
Tsk, ahem, mm. Ah! (4:20)
He's mad at me. (27:31)
Uh huh. (4:15)
Yeah? (49:58)
Hmm. (4:16)
Want some? (mmm) (39:24)
Go on. (1:18:47)
(sniff sniff sniff) (4:14)
Well, clue me. (1:00:28)
(slapping sound and apple hitting a wall) (39:25)
Want some? (1:30:42)
(gasp) What? (34:26)
Don't worry, I got the message. (27:25)
What? What?! (50:00)
Don't blame me! (39:36)
Or bring any butter. (1:04:05)
Parque. *
Butter. (57:43)
Parque. *
That burns my butter. (1:13:30)
Parque. *
No, no. (1:01:03)
Get lost, Daddy O. (1:04:32)
*The line is actually from the old 'Parkay' (spelled differently in the menu animation) commercials and is nowhere in this episode or segments. A voice-over is used for the menu and not taken from any of the broadcast commercials. A sample of the TV ad being referred to can be seen here.
From The Shout! Box Set #33 XXXIII
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