MST3K The Beatniks Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode 

(The music from the film's closing scene) (1:27:40)
Oh no! No! Help! He's a mad man, he's a mad man, help! Ah-oohh ! (1:29:31)
(imitating jazz beats) (1:19:17)*
Where'd she go, man, where'd she go? (1:29:36)
That's right and I'm gonna moon ya, man, I'm gonna moon ya! (1:29:44)
Dickweed. (1:30:25)

*Looped 3x.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Yep. (41:26)
Yep yep yep (sigh) (41:29)
Yeah. (41:58)
Yep yep yep yep. (41:52)
Yah yah yah yah yah. (41:59)
Whoa-whoa! Oh looks like you got something there, buddy. (42:00)
There you go, let her run out a little bit there. (42:06)
Oh yeah that's the way, that's the way. (42:08)
Yah, opp opp, bhwa. (42:24)
(screaming) (44:22)*
(laughing) They think I'm insane. (8:43)**
Any old time. Yeah, agh. (42:25)
Wretched humans. (8:09)
(screaming) Oh! Pheh! (44:19)*

*The screams are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.
**From the original film without the riffing. And in the menu version sounds very sped up.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K The Final Sacrifice Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music from the film throughout and end credits) (1:25:53)
Aghh! (44:24)*
Aghhr! (44:24)**
Whaa-ahhh (44:19)***

*Same exact soundbit found also in the {Crawling Eye Menu}.
**It sounds like the same soundbit looped and a split second longer.
***Same exact soundbit as from the {Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu & Crawling Eye Menu}.
*&**&***Are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K The Crawling Eye Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music from the film's opening) (7:13)
Help! Ah-oohh! (1:29:33)*
Whaa-ahhh! (44:19)**
Aghh! (44:24)***

*From {The Beatniks} episode at 1:29:33.
**Same exact soundbit used in the {Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu & Final Sacrifice Menu}.
***Same exact soundbit used in the {Final Sacrifice Menu}.
**&***Are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K Night Of The Blood Beast Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening music) (21:52)
(Continued opening music after pause) (22:33)
(gunshots)*
(something breaking)*
(fire extinguisher sounds)*

*Sound effects added in by the menu's creator.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K Santa Claus Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening Christmas music) (5:51)
(random notes on a keyboard)*
Ahh! (44:24)
(continuing opening Christmas music) (6:13)
(firework)*
(squishing and sizzling sound)*

*Sound effects added in by the menu's creators.
**From the 'Zombie Nightmare' episode linked in the timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K Warrior Of The Lost World Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening music) (0:44)*

*This is from the original film but this is another intro that's different to the one used in the MST3K episode. The MST3K episode of the same film features a scrolling narrative at the start of the movie whereas the music featured in the menu is from another version of the same movie sans the scrolling effect. So the film's intro theme that lends to the menu is what will be linked in the timestamp above.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K The Corpse Vanishes Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening music) (19:12)

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K Racket Girls Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode 

(crowd noise) (23:58 & 0:05)**
(punch)*
(scream) (1:13:05 & 51:31)**
(tin can sound)*
(crashing sound)*
(glass breaking)*
(punching sound)*
(tin can sound)*

*Sound effects possibly created by the menu's creator.
**From the original film which is linked in the second timestamp.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #15 XV

MST3K Zombie Nightmare Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(Synth music to slight rock) (1:20:47)*
(Suspenseful music) (1:19:06)*
(screaming) (44:24)
(screaming) (44:19)
(screaming) (44:22)
(cough) (44:40)

*The music segments are from the original film sans riffing which I linked to in the timestamps. But in the MST3K episode they occur at (1:25:46) and (1:24:07) respectively.
Also the screams here are used in one of the menus in Box Set #16, three of the menus in Box Set #17, and two of the menus in Box Set #18.

From The Shout! Box Set #15 XV

MST3K The Girl In Lovers Lane Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The opening credit music with train on tracks) (8:56)

This menu was created by Rob Guillory. 

From The Shout! Box Set #15 XV

MST3K The Robot Vs The Aztec Mummy Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening music) (27:35)

From The Shout! Box Set #15 XV

MST3K Final Justice Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's theme music) (28:17)*
(tires screetching) (17:53)*

*These are the closest sounds to what's in the menu, but they're not exact.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #14 XIV

MST3K Soultaker Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (7:11)

This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #14 XIV

MST3K Manhunt In Space Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music)*

*The music does not sound as if it comes from this movie/episode at all.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #14 XIV

MST3K The Mad Monster Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music)*
(wolf howling) (31:58)**

*The music does not sound as if it comes from this movie/episode at all.
**The closest to the howl that I could hear. Not 100% sure.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #14 XIV

MST3K Future War Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (9:51)
(dinosaur sounds repeated) (1:06:34)*

*Random and various, and sounds a bit different, but that's the closest in the episode it comes to and it does seem as if the sound effects are simply random stock recordings.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #13 XIII

MST3K Werewolf Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (5:18)
(werewolf howling) (1:22:47)*

*The wolf-cry pitch sounds a bit different, but that's the closest in the episode it comes to. There is an upload of just the theme used for the original movie and the mst3k menu of {Werewolf} that also has similar wolf howls. And it's my speculation that it could be that the werewolf sounds are stock sound effects not at all in the episode or original movie.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #13 XIII

MST3K Laserblast Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (6:13)
(laser sound effects)

This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #13 XIII

MST3K First Spaceship On Venus Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening theme music) (6:44)

This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #13 XIII