MST3K The Magic Voyage of Sinbad Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(whistling wind sound) (53:53)
(singing) There's a place where kindness dwells... (21:18)
Is there a place where you can shut up? (21:22)
Kill me! Kill me! Kill me. (1:19:55)
I have one last favor to request. (1:16:18)
(more whistling wind sound) (53:53)
No. No, no time for that. In you go. (1:16:20)
(splash)*
Bite me! (28:34)
(laughing) Uh. Oh. (1:01:15)
Oh whoopie deh, Sinbad's back. (41:07)
He's not Sinbad, be careful, sweets. (58:43)
Think you're missing your wave. (1:16:49)
Uh, there it goes. I'm coming to you, Neptune! (1:16:52)
He's not Sinbad. (1:10:56)
He's not Sinbad. (43:13)
Ehh. (36:51)**
(singing) We're going home, our heads are bowed, we fail... (1:14:28)
(belch) (16:48)**
It wasn't Sinbad. (1:28:42)

*Generic sound effect.
**From {Devil Fish} linked in the timestamps.
Disclaimer: I try to be as accurate as possible with the pieces culled from the MST3K episodes, however that doesn't guarantee that I have it 100 percent correct.

From The Shout! Box Set #20 XX

MST3K Master Ninja I & II Menu Ensembles

Master Ninja I
The Menu
The Episode

(whooshing)*
I hear his theme music, he's around here somewhere. (1:02:20)
Hey. (6:36)
Okay honey, now you're just being self indulgent. (1:06:27)
Okay okay knock it off you're getting obnoxious about it now. (44:13)
Right in front of you for crying out loud. (1:07:58)
Uh? Whoa-Whaa! (30:00)
Oh what is he, Obi freaking Wan Kenobi? Aooh. (28:46)**
Eh, batta, eeh batta batta, eh. (9:11)
(pot clinging)*
Ooh! Right on the gerbil. (31:50)
Ahh! You walked right into it. (1:10:43)**
What's this? The end of Master Ninja? (44:55)**
Tune in tomorrow, same ninja time, same ninja station. (44:58)**

*Sounds effects.
**From {Master Ninja II} which is linked in the timestamp.


Master Ninja II
The Menu
The Episode

Wait, whose theme music is that? (41:02)*
Oh everybody's got their own theme music. (15:35)*
Who's the geek? (1:02:04)
I used to be Bond. James Bond. Now I'm in movies. Bad movies. (1:00:58)
You! (19:16)
Well, bye! (56:05)
D'ooh! (56:07)
(machine gun) I was just going to the buffet. (1:03:27)
Whoa! (57:37)*
Little Dickens. (19:38)*
Yah! (imitating bionic sounds) Ai-ki-ba. (1:03:02)
Shaken not stirred. (1:08:25)
Oh weak. Boo! Boo! Weak weak. (1:16:12)
Ah you love it, you know you do. (44:06)
Ah-ha-ha! We'll be right back after this. (30:02)*

*From {Master Ninja I} which is linked in the timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #20 XX

MST3K Project Moonbase Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Wow how futuristic. (37:34)
Crow here. (35:46)
Servo here. (35:45)
Crow here. (35:48)
Initiate cheesy effects sequence. (1:02:06)
Uh-oh, he forgot to say please. (42:28)
(pushing buttons)*
Nice tag. (1:08:28)
Initiate meaningless lights. (1:03:56)
(alarm)*
Oh-oa! (59:56)
Oh my God! (1:07:06)
Heh heh heh. (1:17:12)
Whoa incoming! (20:52)
Hey quit fooling around down there. (1:19:20)
Nice half-gainer. (1:19:22)
(spaceship sealing sound)*
Sorry, I blew up like that. (36:09)
I'm sorry, uh what? I wasn't listening. (1:18:57)

*Sound effects added in.
 
From The Shout! Box Set #20 XX

MST3K Devil Fish Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

I'm thinking of becoming Daryl Hannah. (19:46)
(shivering) (25:57)
You guys! We got a call from this weird lady. (43:51)
She's gonna be sending an electrician up here to do some stuff. (44:01)
Thanks, Gyps. Okay. (44:05)
Hey, got a beer for me? (57:33)
Well, what do you guys want? (38:34)
I got beer, beer, and, oh hey look, there's a beer. (38:35)
(drinking & gulping) (16:40)
You know, after this beer, we should have a beer sometime. (49:18)
(belch) (16:48) or (38:54)
(throwing up & splashing)*
Thanks a lot, electrician. (38:13)
I didn't know he was an electrician, hmm. (38:04)
Once again, there's noodles in Bob's throw up. (59:19)
God bless electricians. (45:30)
Uhh! Huh? (4:13)

*Sound effects added by Dave Long.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX

MST3K Devil Doll Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

How you all doing tonight? (12:07)
Great! More! (14:09)
Ur, I'm sweaty because I was choking a puppet? No, no wait! (1:26:28)
(loud cricket)*
Should he have really called this the Whacky Funtime Review? (13:43)
Debbie! (5:06)
Your life is in danger and you may die at any moment. (12:23)
Why so negative? (12:50)
Wanna hit a beergarden? This is going nowhere. (1:06:52)
Debbie, I punched a window in for you, baby. (5:23)
You gotta take me back, Debbie. (5:26)
I'm gonna go get a cheesy accent and crepe beard, (1:19:54)
and make her fall in love with me! (1:19:57)
In otherwords, kookoo. (mumbling rapidly) (51:09)
Uhh, what did I forget? Oh-oh yeah kill him. That's it. Kill. (1:13:02)

*Sound effect.
Note: Parts of this menu is sped up to make the puppets sound like chipmunks.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX

MST3K Bride of the Monster Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(thunder and storm) (18:32)
Heh heh, couple of these, couple of these. (28:13)
(singing) It's a sinister day in the laboratory, a sinister day in the lab. (21:03)
Ah-di-da-da-dahm (scream) (38:34)
Tor, time for beating mmwhee! (20:37)
(switch being flipped, creaking & tentacle squeezing)*
Aghhh! (53:28)
Tor, close your mouth, you'll drown. (20:19)
(splash)*
Ah-ahh! Juicy. (55:45)
Oh, that'll put you off your eggs, huh? (56:05)
Sleep. Uh-eek-ugh! (47:18)
Hey, hey, Bela, don't even think about it. (56:28)
Whatever, see you, buh bye now. (41:57)
Wow, we really tampered in God's domain. (1:29:26)
Yep, live and learn huh? (1:29:28)
Ahhh! (31:20)**
So, time for booze. (9:50)
Yep, yep, yep. (41:29)***

*Sound effects added in by the menu creators.
**From the episode {Crash Of Moons} which is linked in the timestamp.
***From the episode {Blood Waters of Dr. Z} which is linked in the timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX

MST3K Robot Monster Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

We're only up to bout half a billion bubbles so far, I've been counting. (1:12:19)
Servo, Servo, come in, my faithful servant. (48:56)
I am here, your excellency. (48:59)
Hey, did you bring the chips? (1:07:23)
Oh no, nothing like that, sire. (49:29)
You have the effrontery to defy my orders? (49:27)
Okay. (47:22)
Hey. (44:36)
(knocking on screen)*
You get the stuff? (44:38)
(growling beast & stomping)***
Here comes rompin' rowdy Ro-Man. (1:09:53)
Oh come on, we've seen this. (1:31:38)
Ahh, ooh. (1:31:40)
I don't get it, Joel. Is it cool to make no sense? (1:17:45)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. (19:38)
I'm surrounded by idiots of my own design. (19:41)
Ah, rats, I gotta shut this thing off! (49:35)
(clicking remote)*
Ehh. (36:51)**

*Sound effects added by the menu creators.
**From {Devil Fish} which is linked in the timestamp.
***Sounds much like the dinosaur growl in {Lost Continent} at 1:13:27 where the stomping is used as a sound effect. There are scenes in this episode's film that include the same dinosaur scenes in Lost Continent.

From The Shout! Box Set #19 XIX

MST3K Jack Frost Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music) Ivanushka? (16:14)
(dinging) (16:38)
(ruffling feathers)*
Mushroom guy is starting to piss me off. (46:24)
Yeah, start running 'shroom. (19:08)
Ivanushka? (17:31)
(poof)*
Ivanushka? (18:10)
Huh? (47:07)
(dinging) (16:39)
What? (47:08)
Bear. Heh! What a pheb. (40:43)
Grr! (40:45)
You're going down, mushroom boy! You mincing little fungus. (18:40)
Kuh-ooh. (17:38)
(whoosh)*

*Sound effects added by the menu creators.
Note: that some of the sound bits in the menu are taken from the original film, so hearing some of them during the MST3K episode may be harder to pick up on. {Jack Frost} is linked here as an addition. The sound bits used in the menu will be in the first 15 minutes of the film, and also has the spirited musical number that was left out of the MST3K ep.

From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII

MST3K The Beast of Yucca Flats Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(boing boing boing, boing boing)*
Ahgh. (1:20:16)
(screaming) (44:22)**
Aaghh! (1:20:19)
(screaming) (44:19)**
Ahgh. (1:20:16)
Hey! Hey hey hey! Oh no no no. (gunshot) (1:06:59)
Ahhahh! (1:20:49)
(gun clicking twice)*
Eehh! Eehh. (1:20:50)
D'oh! This would happen to me! (1:08:49)
Ehh! (1:20:26)
Ehh. (1:20:24)
(gun drops, whooshing)*
(slight growl) huh? Ah-ah-ah! (1:18:51)
(strained groan) (1:08:12)
Oh! Ho ho! That is hard on the crotch, I must say. (1:08:53)
I'm sick, I'm dying, and yet I have a taste for nachos. (1:11:15)
(Crow crashing to the floor)*
Sorry, that's all we got. That's our movie. Goodbye. (1:10:07)

*Sound effects added by the menu creators.
**From {Zombie Nightmare} linked in the timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII

MST3K Crash Of Moons Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Hi, space honey, I'm home! (26:04)
Oh no. Crash of the Moons is on. (50:05)
That sounds good. (1:09:47)
Ugh! Ick! (21:34)
Stand by for more inaction. (1:02:44)
Heh heh heh, this is my lucky day. (55:19)
Hunh? (57:55)
Alright! (22:43)
Here it comes, the crash of the moons. (1:27:20)
Yay! Alright finally! Whoo! Hoohoo! (1:27:22)
Hah hah! Poom! (1:25:44)
Ooh, ahh! An effect. (1:17:18)
Ahhh! (31:20)
Ooh! Right in the winky. (1:00:59)
D'ooh! (1:00:42)
Everything you touch, you destroy. (1:13:49)
Okay, well that's just fine! (1:11:28)
Koo koo. (40:26)
I heard that! (1:11:40)
Still mad at you, though. (48:01)
Aw. (1:10:18)

From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII

MST3K Lost Continent Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Rules of the road, boys, see anything, shoot to kill. (1:01:39)
I mean, don't shoot it if it's gonna advance the plot though. (1:01:42)
Hmm, I wonder if this plot will ever get moving. (42:43)
Ahh! (44:19)*
(dinosaur) (1:25:12)
It's the mother lovin' rover dinosaur of 'em all! (1:13:27)
Crow, kill him. Kill him! (46:36)
(two dinosaur groans) (1:07:34) & (1:06:31)
Ah, just put that anywhere. (30:12)
I'm alright, I'm okay! (52:38)
Well, that's over, let's go. No! Wha-Oh! No more! (53:26)
Come on, God! Why? Why? It's, it's like a madhouse! (50:31)
(dinosaur shrieking)**
A madhouse! (50:35)
(crunching sound)**
Hunh? (14:50)
That wasn't so bad. No. (1:30:55)
Let's get the hell outta here! Hyah hyah hyah. (1:30:57)
Haven't we seen this before? (7:12)
Yep. (7:14)

*From the episode of {Zombie Nightmare} included in the timestamp.
**Sound effects added in by the menu creators.
As a side note, the film's opening music is used in the menu.
This is usually the case with the menus that feature music.

From The Shout! Box Set #18 XVIII

MST3K The Beatniks Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode 

(The music from the film's closing scene) (1:27:40)
Oh no! No! Help! He's a mad man, he's a mad man, help! Ah-oohh ! (1:29:31)
(imitating jazz beats) (1:19:17)*
Where'd she go, man, where'd she go? (1:29:36)
That's right and I'm gonna moon ya, man, I'm gonna moon ya! (1:29:44)
Dickweed. (1:30:25)

*Looped 3x.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

Yep. (41:26)
Yep yep yep (sigh) (41:29)
Yeah. (41:58)
Yep yep yep yep. (41:52)
Yah yah yah yah yah. (41:59)
Whoa-whoa! Oh looks like you got something there, buddy. (42:00)
There you go, let her run out a little bit there. (42:06)
Oh yeah that's the way, that's the way. (42:08)
Yah, opp opp, bhwa. (42:24)
(screaming) (44:22)*
(laughing) They think I'm insane. (8:43)**
Any old time. Yeah, agh. (42:25)
Wretched humans. (8:09)
(screaming) Oh! Pheh! (44:19)*

*The screams are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.
**From the original film without the riffing. And in the menu version sounds very sped up.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K The Final Sacrifice Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music from the film throughout and end credits) (1:25:53)
Aghh! (44:24)*
Aghhr! (44:24)**
Whaa-ahhh (44:19)***

*Same exact soundbit found also in the {Crawling Eye Menu}.
**It sounds like the same soundbit looped and a split second longer.
***Same exact soundbit as from the {Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu & Crawling Eye Menu}.
*&**&***Are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K The Crawling Eye Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(music from the film's opening) (7:13)
Help! Ah-oohh! (1:29:33)*
Whaa-ahhh! (44:19)**
Aghh! (44:24)***

*From {The Beatniks} episode at 1:29:33.
**Same exact soundbit used in the {Blood Waters of Dr. Z Menu & Final Sacrifice Menu}.
***Same exact soundbit used in the {Final Sacrifice Menu}.
**&***Are from {Zombie Nightmare} of Season 6, which I linked in the timestamps.

From The Shout! Box Set #17 XVII

MST3K Night Of The Blood Beast Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening music) (21:52)
(Continued opening music after pause) (22:33)
(gunshots)*
(something breaking)*
(fire extinguisher sounds)*

*Sound effects added in by the menu's creator.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K Santa Claus Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening Christmas music) (5:51)
(random notes on a keyboard)*
Ahh! (44:24)
(continuing opening Christmas music) (6:13)
(firework)*
(squishing and sizzling sound)*

*Sound effects added in by the menu's creators.
**From the 'Zombie Nightmare' episode linked in the timestamp.

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K Warrior Of The Lost World Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening music) (0:44)*

*This is from the original film but this is another intro that's different to the one used in the MST3K episode. The MST3K episode of the same film features a scrolling narrative at the start of the movie whereas the music featured in the menu is from another version of the same movie sans the scrolling effect. So the film's intro theme that lends to the menu is what will be linked in the timestamp above.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K The Corpse Vanishes Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode

(The film's opening music) (19:12)

From The Shout! Box Set #16 XVI

MST3K Racket Girls Menu Ensemble

The Menu
The Episode 

(crowd noise) (23:58 & 0:05)**
(punch)*
(scream) (1:13:05 & 51:31)**
(tin can sound)*
(crashing sound)*
(glass breaking)*
(punching sound)*
(tin can sound)*

*Sound effects possibly created by the menu's creator.
**From the original film which is linked in the second timestamp.
This menu was created by Rob Guillory.

From The Shout! Box Set #15 XV